race-ar*2865
December 23rd, 2005, 02:38 PM
One of my favorites
racear
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train
in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you
*******s who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause
this is the last stop! And all of you *******s who are
getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're
going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house." "Now,
I want you to go to your room and
Stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train, but I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who
are disembarking the train, lease remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for
traveling with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you
just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking
on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began
to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct
your complaints to the fat ***** in the kitchen."
racear
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train
in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you
*******s who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause
this is the last stop! And all of you *******s who are
getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're
going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house." "Now,
I want you to go to your room and
Stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train, but I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who
are disembarking the train, lease remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for
traveling with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you
just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking
on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began
to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct
your complaints to the fat ***** in the kitchen."