Sixteen Reasons

[race-ar*2865]

I'm in, anyone want to join me.
Racear



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>>SIXTEEN REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK.

>> > 1. It's an incentive to show up.

>> > 2. It leads to more honest communications.

>> > 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

>> > 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to

>> > hear.

>> > 5. It encourages car pooling.

>> > 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you

>> > don't care.

>> > 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

>> > 8. It makes fellow employees look better.

>> > 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

>> > 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

>> > 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

>> > 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at

>> > the bar.

>> > 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

>> > 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch

>>break.

>> > 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

>> > 16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen

>> > as gross.

[Tom]

Sure - go here and wait. Everyone else will be along soon enough.