Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman.

[uripyores]

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman all work on a building site.
The Englishman open his lunch "ham today again, if I get ham tomorrow I'm going to kill myself"

The Scotsman opens his lunch "tuna today again, if I get tuna tomorrow I'm going to kill myself"

The Irishman opens his lunch "cheese today again, if I get cheese tomorrow I'm going to kill myself"

The next day comes;
The Englishman open his lunch, "HAM", jumps off the building, kills himself.
The Scotsman opens his lunch, "TUNA", jumps off the building kills himself.
The Irishman opens his lunch, "CHEESE", jumps off the building kills himself.

A few day later their wives are at the funeral.
The Englishman's wife says "I thought he was only joking when he said he was going to kill himself. "
The Scotsman's wife says "I thought he was joking too I thought he liked tuna.

The Irishmans wife says "I don't understand this at all, he makes his own lunch.

[Tom]

Here (http://www.cybertechhelp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95811&highlight=jumps+off+the+building) rip, before dammit jumps in your chowder.

[uripyores]

Oh gawd, not again!:disgust: :blush:
Sorry.
[I did have a quick look first]

[IamOne]

Tall Order
The Englishman was telling The Irishman and The Scotsman about his travels and adventures in India.
'I once saw a man,' he told them, 'being beheaded with his hands tied behind his back, and do you know what happened? He picked up his head and put it back on his shoulders again.'
'How could he do that,' asked The Scotsman, "when his hands were tied behind his back?'
'You fool,' said The Irishman, 'couldn't he pick it up with his teeth.'


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The Devils Challenge
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by The Devil. The Devil said he would send each of them to Hell unless they gave him a task he could not do.
The Englishman gave The Devil a block of ice and challenged him to turn it to steam. The Devil did this immediately so The Englishman was sent to Hell.
The Scotsman challenged The Devil to jump over Mount Everest. To his surprise The Devil did it with ease, so The Scotsman was sent to Hell.
The Irishman farted very loudly and said to The Devil, 'Catch that.'



An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust.
The Scotsman scooped at his beer until he washed the fly out and then continued drinking. The Irishman carefully picked the fly out of his drink, then held it out over the beer and started yelling "SPIT IT OUT YOU -------! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"