race-ar*2865
December 24th, 2005, 04:56 AM
Got to be quick on your feet today
racear
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba,said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted
fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over
and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label
and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles
under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty
bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their
forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said,
"You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."
racear
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba,said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted
fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over
and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label
and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles
under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty
bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their
forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said,
"You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."