Night to Mexico

[race-ar*2865]

good urn
racear


Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail,
only to
find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can
remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she
has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University and believe in
the
almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate
themselves; beg for her forgiveness and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am
from
the Creighton School of Law and I believe that justice will intervene on
the
part of the innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all
immediately
prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says,"Well, I'm from the
University

of Alabama, Huntsville, and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute
nobody if
you don't plug this thing in."