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race-ar*2865
December 24th, 2005, 05:06 AM
Politcal joke
racear

This Saturday!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So, this Saturday at 4 PM, EST, all American women are asked to walk out of
their homes completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's ok
to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.

And, since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. For good
measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snurfen
December 24th, 2005, 02:06 PM
Now that's more lilke a Patriot Act. :thumbsup:

jmtjet
December 24th, 2005, 04:24 PM
That gets my vote. :)

Mr Bean
December 24th, 2005, 08:25 PM
Beanie's in

dammit
December 24th, 2005, 11:57 PM
Ohhh yeah nice one :D

Acrobaze
December 25th, 2005, 12:01 AM
I am patriot in 100 %! :cool:

Snurfen
December 25th, 2005, 12:21 AM
ok lads, deck chairs are ready, fridge in the garage is full of beer. just need the weather to warm up a bit and we're off!

Hope Ned and Oracle are taking advantage of their sunnier climes :afro:

Acrobaze
December 25th, 2005, 12:40 AM
Hope Ned and Oracle are taking advantage of their sunnier climes :afro:

There is who are lucky..:hmm: