squiffy2
December 25th, 2005, 09:52 PM
Truely awful.........
Christmas cracker jokes
Q What kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle ?
A Tarzi pan!
Q How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A Take away its credit cards!
Q Why is an elephant grey and wrinkly?
A Because if it where small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!
Q How do you start a teddy bear race?
A Ready, teddy, go!
Q What did her legs say to the lady putting on tights?
A That's another fine mesh you've got us into!
Q Why did the turkey join the band?
A Because it had the drumsticks!
Q What would you get if all the cars in the USA were red?
A A red car'nation'
Q What's worse than a giraffe with a sore thoat?
A A centipede with sore feet! http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/chris.gif
Christmas cracker jokes
Q What kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle ?
A Tarzi pan!
Q How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A Take away its credit cards!
Q Why is an elephant grey and wrinkly?
A Because if it where small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!
Q How do you start a teddy bear race?
A Ready, teddy, go!
Q What did her legs say to the lady putting on tights?
A That's another fine mesh you've got us into!
Q Why did the turkey join the band?
A Because it had the drumsticks!
Q What would you get if all the cars in the USA were red?
A A red car'nation'
Q What's worse than a giraffe with a sore thoat?
A A centipede with sore feet! http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/chris.gif