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December 26th, 2005, 01:24 PM
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blonde cooking
Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking...
MONDAY It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten. SUNDAY Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose. 
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#2
December 26th, 2005, 02:08 PM
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Bob wants Coq-au-Vin tomorrow... that should be interesting.
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#3
December 26th, 2005, 02:21 PM
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you saucy monkey lol
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December 26th, 2005, 11:12 PM
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#5
December 26th, 2005, 11:44 PM
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Had to search for the correct spelling.... cock o van was my first post.
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December 27th, 2005, 04:35 AM
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Saucy monkey?
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December 30th, 2005, 03:22 PM
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
A. When her tampon is behing her ear and she can't find her pencil. Why do blondes wear condoms over their ears? To stop hearing aids!
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