A Close Shave

[dammit]

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up,

he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave aroundthe cheeks.


"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a
nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."


The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech."And what if I swallow it?"


"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

[Mr Bean]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[IamOne]

:hmm: :hmm: :happy:

[IamOne]

Blonde Visits Barber
A blonde walked into a barber shop with her headphones on. The barber said, "You have to take your headphones off so I can cut your hair."
The blonde said, "I can't."
The barber said, "Ok, I'll cut around your hair until I get to the headphones then you'll have to take them off."
So the barber cut around the blondes hair until he go to her headphones.
He said, "You have to take your headphones off so I can cut your hair." "I can't." said the blonde.
So the barber took off the blondes headphones and she died. The blonde died because the headphones were saying "Breathe in, Breathe out."

[dammit]

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barbers chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut.

The barber smiles at her and says,

"Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

[Tom]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Liked the first one the best.

[Snurfen]

:eek: :rotflmao: