Sheer Lingerie

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Subject: Sheer Lingerie
>
> A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
> lingerie
> for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
> $500 in
> price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer
> item,
> pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
>
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model
> it
> for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that
> it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked,
> return
> it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
>
> So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>
> The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
> iron
> it!"
>
> He never heard the shot.
>
> Funeral services are pending......