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Old January 1st, 2006, 04:50 AM
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Unhappy Steak steak and more steak.

Mike Harding (an English comedian) tells a story from his tour of America, which took place a few years ago. He and his road crew had travelled the length and breadth of the States, performing at every stop, and eating in restaurants en-route. Everywhere he ate, the menu was steak, steak and steak - steak so big it would have fed forty Africans for a week. After performing at a Native-American reservation, he ate at the local restaurant, which was owned, managed, and staffed by Native Americans. The menu said "steak", but Harding was sick unto death of steak, and longed for the curried, oriental-style meals of his home town (somewhere in the north of England).
With the Native American waiter lurking at his elbow, ready to take the order, Harding said to his crew, in a loud voice:
D'you know, I could really murder an indian!



[an indian=a Indian curry in the UK]
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Old January 1st, 2006, 05:25 AM
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What in the heck were those people singing about? Couldn't understand a single word.
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It's Monty Python.....the phillosophers song.

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Old January 1st, 2006, 01:28 PM
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the knights that say neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..lol
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Old January 1st, 2006, 01:30 PM
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Talking

the best monty bit is when the black knight refuses to give up even when his arm and legs have been chopped off lol...great stuff
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Old January 1st, 2006, 02:42 PM
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It's Monty Python.....the phillosophers song.

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John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.


Could never work out why John Stuart Mill wnet "particling down the hill"
Thanks for putting me straight about 30 years after I first heard it
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Old January 1st, 2006, 02:51 PM
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Excellent topic - it's Tabla Rasa Day.
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Excellent topic - it's Tabla Rasa Day.
Enlighten us then! Google came up with plenty of diverse explanantions of that one.
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Old January 1st, 2006, 09:22 PM
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John Locke.
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Old January 1st, 2006, 09:43 PM
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Right, read about him earlier (after your original post). Quite a free thinker for his time.
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Before 1776, when there wasn't much intellectual competition.
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