why woman dont let men bathe kids

IamOne · #1 January 1st, 2006, 01:24 PM

**Tom** · #2 January 1st, 2006, 02:45 PM

Apparently a female child - getting her trained young on doing dishes.

Doesn't work. When she grows up, there's about as much a chance she's going to do them as that rubber duck.

IamOne · #3 January 1st, 2006, 02:49 PM

reminds me of a joke
Why are womans feet smaller than men ??

So they can ger nearer the kitchen sink.
lol

**Snurfen** · #4 January 1st, 2006, 04:47 PM

Need Brownie points?
Buy the missus a dishwasher. Greatest gift a man can give his partner!

IamOne · #5 January 1st, 2006, 05:12 PM

i bet youre the type to buy her a new iron for xmas lol

**Snurfen** · #6 January 1st, 2006, 05:59 PM

Only if I want TEFAL imprinted backwards on my forehead

I'm not that daft!

**Miz** · #7 January 1st, 2006, 06:07 PM

Speaking as a wife of 32 years, while those lovely romantic gifts are nice 'n all the first few years, after a decade or two, dishwashers and sewing machines (computerized, of course) and lightweight vacuum cleaners take on a whole new significance.

I, on the other hand, got a 60-foot round pen of shiny new livestock panels painted an attractive dark gray with matching gate. While this may not appeal to many, a gift like that from a non-horseman husband is amazingly romantic. The horses may not be quite so appreciative, though.

**Tom** · #8 January 1st, 2006, 06:10 PM

Bought my wife a mood ring once. When she was in a calm mood, it turned blue. When she was in an angry mood, it left a red welt on my head.

Quote:

Buy the missus a dishwasher.

Not for use with pets. Oy vey, what a disaster that day turned out to be. Cat wasn't all that happy either.

**Snurfen** · #9 January 1st, 2006, 06:33 PM

That cat should be in the Marine Corps or the Police Service. One tough moggie, after all it's survived

Miz, it's always more important to me to buy the present the reciever wants. Sometimes, if all else fails, I will ask want people actually want.
Your a lucky gel to have a forward thinking fella like that

IamOne · #10 January 1st, 2006, 06:39 PM

when i was a newly wed my hubby left a very big box under our very small tree with the instructions not to pick it up and shake it.... couldn't resist it.. there was something inside that slid backwards and forwards when i tilted the box.. had me completely stumped..
On Xmas morning i opened the very big box to find a lump of wood with a tiny box selotaped very firmly on top.... not what i was expecting i must admit.. on opening the very small box i found a silver necklace with "i love you "engraved on it.......

did i get my revenge ooh yes. the following year i also got a big box and 12 small gift boxes. each one i filled and placed in the big box and then wrapped it up.
When he opened what he thought was a toolkit he found 12 tiny boxes inside each box was a plastic joke insect ....

a bit evil i know but they came in handy later on to keep our son out of the fridge. he didn't like them very much and they kept our food in the fridge fridge for us for about 6 months....( he was a terror for pulling all the food off the shelves,,,, lol still chuckle to myself now