Englishman, Welshman..and... *ADULT comments*

[dammit]

An Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for
their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down
when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers
of bouncing baby boys.


"There's just one problem" she says. "Because they were all born at the
same time we got the tags mixed up and we don't know which baby belongs
to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?" The
men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies.


Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby.
"Yes, this is definietly my baby" he says confidently.

"Um, excuse me" says the West Indian "but I think it's fairly obvious
that this is my son"

The Englishman pulls him aside and says "I see where you're coming from
mate but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the
risk"


*runs off* :D

[Ned Seagoon]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[IamOne]

:thumbsup: good one keep them coming ....

[Snurfen]

cracking joke :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: you xenophobe :D

[dohray]

Wooly overcoat and aversion to mint sauce could decide it :D

[Mr Bean]

And what's the problem with being Welsh?

I don't seem to have a lot going for me really do I.

I'm Welsh and I'm with AOL.

[Snurfen]

could be worse, pal, you couldve moved to Newport or something.......just be thankfull it's not Penybont-ar-Ogwr, I hear the neighbours are right ASBO merchants over there ;)

[Mr Bean]

I've decided I must have been a right horrible get in my last life 'cos fair-do's I'm suffering in this one for it I tell thee

[Tom]

Was gearing up for a whopper of a Welsh dig here, but....


You really have AOL?

[Snurfen]

Hope he is converting to BT in his new house........

[Ned Seagoon]

I've decided I must have been a right horrible get in my last life 'cos fair-do's I'm suffering in this one for it I tell thee

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[oracle128]

I'm Welsh and I'm with AOL.You, sir, are the very definition of Pure Evil.

[IamOne]

:D Evil in a way ive only read about :D :D Nothing wrong with being welsh, wish i was in wales you lucky so and so ;) all those sheep, all those friendly shopkeepers who dont speak a word of English, (not to your face anyway. Had many a conversation involving hand and body movements )Kendal mint cake ( i think) or was that the peak district ?? :D

[IamOne]

Famous words from Rimmer in Red dwarf
"Transmit in all known languages , including Welsh!" :D

[IamOne]

:redface:


or Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! - Welsh Orga*m



sorry i will stop this now before i offend you cos youre ok Mr Bean....:cool:

[oracle128]

Everyone knows the Welsh stole the sheep thing from the New Zealanders.

[IamOne]

A Russian spy was dropped by parachute in the Welsh hills with instructions to contact a Mr. Jones who lived in the small village of Llanfair, and give him the code message "the tulips are blooming well today."

Arriving at the village he asked a small boy where Mr. Jones lived and was directed to a small cottage at the end of the village.

He knocked on the door and the owner emerged. "Are you Mr. Jones?"
"I am."

"The tulips are blooming well today."

Mr. Jones stared at him in amazement and then smiled.

"Ah, you must have come to the wrong house. It's Jones-the-spy you want."
:D Back (http://www.welshjokes.com/jokes/aboutwales/index.shtml)

[Mr Bean]

:redface:


or Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! - Welsh Orga*m




Don't knock it

[IamOne]

i wont i havent and i never would... knock anything :D