valiantv
January 2nd, 2006, 04:56 PM
Dave went playing golf when he arrived at a hole where Michelle was already getting ready to tee off. While waiting for her to take her shot, they struck up a conversation, and realised they got on really well. So they agreed to play the rest of the course together.
Throughout the game they really connected, had a great laugh and really enjoyed each other's company, but at the last hole, Michelle beat him by one stroke. They went back to the club's bar, had a drink, and a great laugh but all the time at the back of his mind, it was niggling that she had just beaten him. He suggested they meet the following week for another game and so they did.
The following week they played through another really enjoyable game, but once again, she beat him by just one stroke just at the last hole... once again they went back for a drink, and they went out that night, a meal, dancing, the whole lot, painting the town red... really connecting, and kissing. Dave wanted to bring her back to his place, but she refused. Unwavered, Dave suggested another rematch. So they played again the following week.
When they met up once again, with much embracing and kissing, and played through the whole course, and they realised they were falling in love with each other. But once again, she just about managed to beat him at the last stroke... But they had such a great time together that they were still in love... They both had decided that they wanted to be together for ever, and Dave again invited Michelle back to his place. She was resistant at first, but eventually agreed. So they headed back. All the time, Michelle seemed very nervous, and Dave did everything he could think of to put her at ease.
As he took her clothes off, he found out why.
Michelle was really a man! Dave recoiled in horror, as she/he blubbed out apologies...
"My real name is Michael", she/he said, "but I love you and I know you love me! Can't we still be together!"
"I can't believe it!", replied Dave, outraged, "How could you do this to me?!
All this time you've been playing from the ladies' tee!"
Throughout the game they really connected, had a great laugh and really enjoyed each other's company, but at the last hole, Michelle beat him by one stroke. They went back to the club's bar, had a drink, and a great laugh but all the time at the back of his mind, it was niggling that she had just beaten him. He suggested they meet the following week for another game and so they did.
The following week they played through another really enjoyable game, but once again, she beat him by just one stroke just at the last hole... once again they went back for a drink, and they went out that night, a meal, dancing, the whole lot, painting the town red... really connecting, and kissing. Dave wanted to bring her back to his place, but she refused. Unwavered, Dave suggested another rematch. So they played again the following week.
When they met up once again, with much embracing and kissing, and played through the whole course, and they realised they were falling in love with each other. But once again, she just about managed to beat him at the last stroke... But they had such a great time together that they were still in love... They both had decided that they wanted to be together for ever, and Dave again invited Michelle back to his place. She was resistant at first, but eventually agreed. So they headed back. All the time, Michelle seemed very nervous, and Dave did everything he could think of to put her at ease.
As he took her clothes off, he found out why.
Michelle was really a man! Dave recoiled in horror, as she/he blubbed out apologies...
"My real name is Michael", she/he said, "but I love you and I know you love me! Can't we still be together!"
"I can't believe it!", replied Dave, outraged, "How could you do this to me?!
All this time you've been playing from the ladies' tee!"