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Vercades
January 14th, 2006, 04:21 AM
Well if you do and you live in the U.S.A. you might be commiting a federal crime! Bush signed a law that now says you must state your real name if you wish to bother someone via the net. If not, well you're in trouble! And, incase I happened to pester someone, my name is Jeremy. :)
http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance,+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html
IamOne
January 14th, 2006, 12:26 PM
hello Jeremy:D
zipulrich
January 14th, 2006, 03:07 PM
If I happen to annoy you, my REAL name is degsy :)
bartony
January 14th, 2006, 03:26 PM
If that law is for real, it should wipe out the whole internet!
Tony here~
liondad
January 14th, 2006, 03:30 PM
Well if you do and you live in the U.S.A. you might be commiting a federal crime! Bush signed a law that now says you must state your real name if you wish to bother someone via the net. If not, well you're in trouble! And, incase I happened to pester someone, my name is Jeremy. :)
http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance,+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html
What if i use someone else name and email address.
e.g.
:evillaugh i wish to annoy you,
annoy you by posting, on your post.
to say [pester, pester, pester,]
and all so [annoy, pester, pester,]
i think that you are ,
pester, pester, pester,
and what you think of my big [annoy pester pester],
is breaking my [annoy ,pester, pester,],
so go put [annoy. pester pester],
you[annoy, pester, pester,]
"£$%"%$! Real Name [LINDA ANNOY ]
Nick Grana
January 14th, 2006, 03:43 PM
"What's annoying to one person may not be annoying to someone else."
Another one of those stupid, stupid, stipid laws that people dream up.
Oh, did that annoy you? My name is.......heck you know what my name is.:D
Sandlapper
January 14th, 2006, 03:47 PM
Spam is very annoying to me. This law may have a bright side after all. :)
John
liondad
January 14th, 2006, 03:51 PM
My wife's annoying me,
do's that count,
where do i go to report her,
[last name] Mouse [Micky]
Miz
January 14th, 2006, 04:39 PM
A more in-depth analysis of that law is on this page (http://kipesquire.powerblogs.com/posts/1136853945.shtml).
Looks to me like the interpretations of that law making the rounds is just more sloppy reporting and media hysteria.
IamOne
January 14th, 2006, 04:43 PM
i solemnly swear not to pester anyone....... only problem i can see is if i wake up in the morning and Ive forgotten how to link..
then it could be a whole new ball game:D :D :D :D :D and my how to link post has been erased from history.
oohhhh what a thought....to have to go through that again:dizzy:
liondad
January 14th, 2006, 07:02 PM
this could be bad for MSN,
my sons use video/voice links all the time,
uripyores
January 14th, 2006, 07:09 PM
I seem to remember a law in Austalia whereby the Aussies could call British tourists pommie b@s****s as long as it was said with a smile on their faces. Sounds reasonable to me.;)
Any of you Aussies care to confirm.
Mr Bean
January 14th, 2006, 07:26 PM
I seem to remember a law in Austalia whereby the Aussies could call British tourists pommie b@s****s as long as it was said with a smile on their faces. Sounds reasonable to me.;)
Any of you Aussies care to confirm.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
In Hereford it is legal to kill a Welshman provided it is with a longbow and within the confinements of the cathedral. Makes me want to go there on the sabbath dressed as Robin Hood clutching a leek and singing Ar Hyd Y Nos louder than I would at the bottom of Big Pit.
IamOne
January 14th, 2006, 07:38 PM
Now that i would love to see. booking a train for next sunday.... bout 2 ish:D
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c279/buffythemouse/hood.jpg
Vercades
January 14th, 2006, 10:50 PM
A more in-depth analysis of that law is on this page (http://kipesquire.powerblogs.com/posts/1136853945.shtml).
Looks to me like the interpretations of that law making the rounds is just more sloppy reporting and media hysteria.
I read that whole link and all I could pull out of it was that it doesn't apply to forums, but if you're a guest on someone else's blog. Kinda makes sense... but, most people didn't give a **** about my blog so I shut it down. :D
Snurfen
January 15th, 2006, 12:01 AM
I think I'd like lillies on my grave, after the lethal injection. :rotflmao:
dammit
January 15th, 2006, 12:09 AM
I always wondered (as I do) where did the name snurfen come from? Mine is self explainatary....
Mr Bean
January 15th, 2006, 12:11 AM
I always wondered (as I do) where did the name snurfen come from? Mine is self explainatary....
Apparently it's one of his middle names
dammit
January 15th, 2006, 12:13 AM
I name this child snurfen???? surely not!!!! lol
Mr Bean
January 15th, 2006, 12:14 AM
I name this child snurfen???? surely not!!!! lol
Yes!!! They then smashed a bottle of SA over his swede and the rest,as they say, is history.
lufbra
January 15th, 2006, 03:01 AM
I swear on the holy bible (whether it be the god bible or cod bible), to never even think I can get into lufbra's beer stash.
Signed : AnnMarie
:p
Vercades
January 15th, 2006, 03:41 AM
You sure that it wasn't snurfen getting smashed over the swede? (pun loaded eh?)
uripyores
January 15th, 2006, 08:59 AM
I always wondered (as I do) where did the name snurfen come from?:laugh: Haha, I know, but I'm sworn to secrecy.:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ask him about the pub quiz and the cellar.
Snurfen
January 15th, 2006, 09:05 AM
You sure that it wasn't snurfen getting smashed over the swede? (pun loaded eh?)
Naughty Jere, tons of double entendres available there.
Beanie, don't be daft! You know my full monicker is The Right Honourable Tarquin Tobias St John Devereaux Montague-fforbes Farquarson Junior, (for the non-upper class and those in the colonies, thats pronounced Simon Clatworthy).
Dammit, short version, I was slaughtered and participating in a pub quiz, answered the 7 dwarves as far as the third one and after a few seconds head scratching finished off with a very dramatic flourish of ".........snurfen, burfen and durfen". The name instantly stuck, So the swede and SA wasn't too far off. I think it was too many pints of "wife beater" in The Roof.
*EDIT* Starting to wake up a bit now. There was a cracking thread along these lines a while back. I can't find it, so if anyone can it would be good to see it again.
Dammit - of course Adam Mitchell.
Mr Bean - Geraint Arabica
Uripyores - Uri P Yores
Lufbra - Samuel Adams
Vercades - Jeremy Banjo-Twanger III
How did I do kids?
Snurfen
January 15th, 2006, 09:06 AM
Lufbra! I think A-M has cracked your password, she's posted a message above using your log in id :eek: (gets in to your stash and then becomes irresponsible, I dunno)
psi_overtake
January 15th, 2006, 03:48 PM
A more in-depth analysis of that law is on this page (http://kipesquire.powerblogs.com/posts/1136853945.shtml).
Was all worried there for a moment... I'm glad the law was cleared up more there. =) So aside from transmitting messages, it applies to voice and video too?
Snurfen
January 15th, 2006, 04:05 PM
Oh bugger! I was just about to randomly ring American residences and harangue the answerer. Plan B it is then.........:rotflmao:
Nick Grana
January 15th, 2006, 04:37 PM
ANNOYED? (http://www.getannoyed.com/) Come on. It's easy. Just give it a shot. Be creative. Enjoy the moment.:D
Snurfen
January 15th, 2006, 04:42 PM
Thats GOOD Nick ;)
IamOne
January 15th, 2006, 04:44 PM
ANNOYED? (http://www.getannoyed.com/) Come on. It's easy. Just give it a shot. Be creative. Enjoy the moment.:D
:D :D :D given me food for thought :D
try http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html
psi_overtake
January 15th, 2006, 05:05 PM
Hahaha, I enjoyed it Nick. ^_^
Nick Grana
January 15th, 2006, 05:47 PM
:rotflmao:
Type or write this on a piece of paper:
How To Keep An Idiot Busy All Day.
At the bottomof the page write/type.............(OVER)
Then on other side of write/type:
How To Keep An Idiot Busy All Day.
At the bottomof the page write/type.............(OVER)
Oldie but goodie.:D
Snurfen
January 15th, 2006, 05:52 PM
Not a blimmin chance Nick. I'm still waiting to the answer of "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?........ I'll tell you tomorrow" post that you did.
It's almost three weeks now Nick and you STILL haven't told me:curse:
Nick Grana
January 15th, 2006, 05:54 PM
The answer will be forthcoming day after tomorrow.:D