Scottish Jew - Adult

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Scottish Jew


A Scottish Jew who had worked hard all his life in Scotland
decided that he would like to enjoy life a little, so he went to
the exclusive St. Andrews Club.

He was told on applying that his application would have to be
approved by the Membership Board and that he would have their
decision in a couple of days.

Two days later he was told that his application was refused.
He went there to find out why.

He was asked, "You're Jewish, aren't you?"

"Aye" he answered, "but I'm as Scottish as you are Jock."

"Well, you understand that we wear nothing under our kilts."

"Aye, I know that."

"And being Jewish, you must be circumcised."

"Aye I am that"

Well, the board decided that they could not stand a circumcised
man parading around with us."

"Och, away with ye man," he cried. "I know I must be a Protestant
to march in the Orangeman's parade, and a Catholic to belong to
the Knights of Columbus, but this is the first time I've heard
that a man had to be a complete prick to be a Scot."

[dammit]

Ochh aye da nooooooo

[Harrie]

Haha! Good one!

[Snurfen]

hahahahahahahaha
nice for some other nationality to be getting it for a change

[toffee]

Best joke i have heard all year