View Full Version : To the Women of America!!! A Call to Arms!!!
Theoran
October 4th, 2001, 04:18 PM
:) This is meant to be funny, not sexist. :)
The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, every night at 7:00 p.m. for a week, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you and God bless America.
Junky
October 4th, 2001, 06:41 PM
I see that everyone is stayin' at least 10 miles away from this post. hehe :D
Theoran
October 4th, 2001, 06:59 PM
I figured atleast Kimmy and/or Harrie would have a comeback for this one. I guess I'll just wait and see. :) ;)
joost
October 5th, 2001, 04:15 AM
And I shall be the protector of the nekid women!
tweakthis
October 5th, 2001, 05:02 AM
Ummmm, you do know that some nekid women will cause even non-Islamic men to flee, cower, cover their eyes, retch, experience hysterical or uncontrollable giggles, blanch, faint, or other reactions that are not religious specific. Of course I've never experienced any of those re-actions (more like a "call to arms", even if I do say so, myself. *lol* ;)), but I've heard such stories. Then again, I have been known to utter an occasional untoward reaction ... nope, not going there.... no more nekid talk. Can't afford to undermine the ego's, er, sensitivities of other board members. ;) And, joost, be careful what you ask for, have you met my friend Mimi.. ;) :D *lol* http://www.plaudersmilies.de/knuddel.gif http://www.plaudersmilies.de/laugh2.gif
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How are classes going, Theo. We miss you on Friday nights.
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Caeser
October 5th, 2001, 05:30 PM
Have we no patriotic women in my area? I have been out every night at 7 to applaud these women and have yet to see a single one. :D :D :D
Theoran
October 5th, 2001, 07:09 PM
tweak,
School is going great. I'm sitting pretty with a 4.0 average in all three classes. I just ish I had more time in the week! :(
Caesar,
They always say chivalry is dead, well I say patriotism is dead. :)
Richard Wilson
October 5th, 2001, 07:56 PM
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Hi Richard,
Your animation wasn't showing because you had the wrong UBB codes. I turned it into a link instead. :)
maxx
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joost
October 5th, 2001, 08:09 PM
:D
Junky
October 5th, 2001, 09:38 PM
Fly W, Fly !!!! Up up in the sky... :cool:
Kimmygem
October 6th, 2001, 06:04 AM
Ooooooooh, If I had been here to see this sooner, you know damn well I would have posted!!!!! Harrie's and my beauty would just cause the men to flock to us. Nope...I'm afraid it would have just the opposite affect on them....so, I'm sorry....it won't work. :D :D :D :D :D Ain't that right, Harrie??? hehehehe
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