BrokeBack Mountain Shopping list - adultish

[squiffy2]

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arborio Rice for Risotto
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Large tin Crisco

[DELTREE]

You forgot the fudge!:D

[jmtjet]

A pack of condoms would be a good addition. AIDS, you know. On second thought, forget the condoms. :)

[Snurfen]

You forgot the fudge!:D

Don't be silly, judging from that list, they packed it in week two :eek:

[cjbetcher]

ummm... if it's summer 1963 it's long before HIV was known about (early 80's). The only reasons in 1963 to wear condoms was to prevent pregnancy (not an issue in gay relations) or prevent things that were easily cured by a shot or two of penicillin.

[Snurfen]

ummm... if it's summer 1963 it's long before HIV was known about (early 80's). The only reasons in 1963 to wear condoms was to prevent pregnancy (not an issue in gay relations) or prevent things that were easily cured by a shot or two of penicillin.

Try telling Al Capone that prior to the early 80's any STD can be cured by a shot or two :rotflmao: