cheleen
February 24th, 2006, 09:09 PM
An older couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried,"You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you!"
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, "You're going out like that?" and he replies,
"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.
When she came out, the old man cried,"You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you!"
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, "You're going out like that?" and he replies,
"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.