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Old October 18th, 2000, 01:41 AM
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Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o- lantern by it's circumference?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why are there fences around cemetaries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.

Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.

Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to.

Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
A: An amoeboo!

Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels.

Q: What do Rednecks do for Halloween?
A: Pump kin.

Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.




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Old October 18th, 2000, 02:39 AM
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I hate this but those were really AH AH AH
AH AH AH.................i dont know how to express my opinion,well i will leave it at that!!!


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Old October 18th, 2000, 02:48 AM
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ironside you weren't trying to say that they were a 3 out of a possible 10 were you?

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Old October 18th, 2000, 03:53 AM
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Well, I thought they were all hilarious! Folder-inserting time!

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Old October 18th, 2000, 05:40 AM
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lmao! yeah...most of them were pretty lame....but, for the couple that weren't, I posted them!lol

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Old October 18th, 2000, 05:49 AM
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now harrie dont you mean hellarious,
yep your right kimmy i did like the last one I might have to use that one.

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Old October 18th, 2000, 06:05 AM
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You gotta point, Iron, whether "hellarious" or "hellacious" we can debate, but I'm glad Kimmy posted them on her ghostly slate!

Alright, don't say anything now, aren't you the one who started this poetry stuff?!
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Old October 18th, 2000, 05:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kimmygem:
Q: What do Rednecks do for Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
Hmph.. I resemble that remark.. LOL.. although I haven't lately.. Dadburnit Tram hurry up and git the bicycle fixed!!!!!! --giggle--

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Old October 18th, 2000, 09:11 PM
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lmao@Rosie.....stop that! You're making me laugh too hard!

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Old October 18th, 2000, 10:33 PM
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Not BAD but you shouldn't be making fun of Halloween!!!! Cause things will get you!!!!
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Old October 19th, 2000, 12:47 AM
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK

KIMMMMMMMMMMMY.. W4CHE SCARED ME!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

..pout..sniff..

W4che you MEANIE.. I'm tellin MOM!

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Old October 19th, 2000, 12:58 AM
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Old October 19th, 2000, 05:58 AM
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not sure if this can really be classified as ghoulish?.. but it sure rates right up there with sick!!!!!
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Old October 19th, 2000, 06:01 AM
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too funny im sitting here just chuckling away

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Old October 19th, 2000, 06:06 AM
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I thought it was cool. cause the one that's after Kimmy for her jokes looks like that.

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