Little Timmy *adult*

[Ned Seagoon]

Little Timmy was always in trouble in primary school class for saying rude words.

Miss Posy, his pretty young teacher, asked the class if they could make up a sentence with a number in it.

Little Jess put her hand up

Miss Posy asked her to come to the front of the class and say her sentence out loud to everyone.

'Last night, for tea, I ate three fish fingers'

'Very Good' says Miss Posy, next she indicates that little Ben, another child with his hand up, should come and do the same.

'Out of the window I can see two benches to sit on' he says proudly.

'Very Good' Miss Posy says, looking around the room for another volunteer.

Little Timmy has his hand up and is desperately trying to attract her attention. She thinks, he can't possibly say anything rude any more, he's been told off and told off so many times now. So she indicates that he come to the front of the class.

Grinning proudly Timmy shouts 'URINATE!'

Miss Posy explodes. 'That's enough!' she shouts 'That was your last chance, we're going to the headmasters office, now!'

'But Miss I hadn't finished...' pleads Timmy

'I don't want to here it young man' she says 'Headmasters office follow me now!'

They get to the Headmasters office and Miss Posy explains how she has had enough of Timmy's foul mouth and how URINATE! was the last straw and she wants him expelled. Timmy starts crying. Genuine tears or remorse.

The headmaster questions why he's so upset.

'Because I was really trying,' sobs Timmy 'and I never got to finish my sentence, I never actually meant to be rude, honest, I was doing exactly as I was told, a sentence with a number in it. I never said a rude word, you just misheard!'.

Moved by the child's sadness, they decide to be lenient.

'Ok Timmy' says Miss Posy 'Lets hear your proper sentence then'.

'Thank you,' sniffs Timmy 'You're an eight,' he says 'but you'd be a ten if you had bigger t*ts!

[Snurfen]

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