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Old April 15th, 2006, 05:38 AM
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Two strings *adult*

Two strings walk into a bar. The first string says "I'd like a rum and cokerhe7954454gh2kjn.,.43>>[][]21?24".

The second string says "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
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Old April 15th, 2006, 11:40 AM
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Obviously no programmers visit the jokes forum.
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Old April 15th, 2006, 11:45 AM
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well i didnt get it Ned sorry
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Old April 15th, 2006, 12:37 PM
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I guess not Ned

Dim h As String

h = Format(laugh)

If h = "laugh" Then
MsgBox "That was funny"
Else
MsgBox "What is this humour lark?"
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Old April 15th, 2006, 12:40 PM
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Or put in a few words like tits, farts and fannies, add the term *ADULT*/*SCHOOLBOY HUMOUR* and watch the views soar
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tits, farts and fannies, add the term *ADULT*/*SCHOOLBOY HUMOUR*
I Could Just Sense that they were in here, so I came for a visit.
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Old April 15th, 2006, 12:56 PM
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Impeccable senses there baboon ( and do you have a multi-coloured bum too)?

EDIT: Just noticed your title

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Old April 15th, 2006, 12:58 PM
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i predict this thread being closed in a very short space of time....
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Old April 16th, 2006, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Ned Seagoon
Obviously no programmers visit the jokes forum.
Maybe it was an old script.
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