uripyores
April 16th, 2006, 03:04 AM
After a job interview...
Interviewer: "You seem to be the most suitable person for this job. However, there's one thing that disturbs me. Your left eye keeps twitching"
Applicant: "Oh, you see, it's a neural disorder. It will go away when I take an Aspirin. In fact, I have a pack of Aspirins in my pocket right now."
*The applicant starts emptying his pockets. He finds five packets of condoms and puts them on the table. Finally he finds the Aspirins, takes one and the twitching stops.*
Interviewer: "I believe what you said about the neural disorder but what about all those condoms? Are you some sort of pervert or sex addict?"
Applicant: "YOU go to the dispensary, ask for Aspirin and wink at the same time!"
Interviewer: "You seem to be the most suitable person for this job. However, there's one thing that disturbs me. Your left eye keeps twitching"
Applicant: "Oh, you see, it's a neural disorder. It will go away when I take an Aspirin. In fact, I have a pack of Aspirins in my pocket right now."
*The applicant starts emptying his pockets. He finds five packets of condoms and puts them on the table. Finally he finds the Aspirins, takes one and the twitching stops.*
Interviewer: "I believe what you said about the neural disorder but what about all those condoms? Are you some sort of pervert or sex addict?"
Applicant: "YOU go to the dispensary, ask for Aspirin and wink at the same time!"