The Limerick Thread *adult*

[Ned Seagoon]

There once was a lesbian from Kaldoon,
who met an hemorphrodite from the moon.
She said in delight,
as she turned out the light,
"who does what, with what, to whom?"

[baboon]

Hahahaha, So wrong but so funny

[uripyores]

There one was a lesbian from Kaldoon,
who met an hemorphrodite from the moon.
She said in delight,
as she turned out the light,
"who does what, with what, to whom?"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Ned Seagoon]

There was a young man from Kent,
with a 'whatsit' so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
so instead of coming, he went.

[baboon]

There was a young man from Kent,
with a 'whatsit' so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
so instead of coming, he went.

Omg that is great, Funniest thing I have heard today.

[uripyores]

:rotflmao:

There was an old man from Rhyl,
Who ate an atomic pill.
His vital organs
Were found in Glamorgan,
His nuts up a tree in Brazil.

[Ned Seagoon]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Great, keep them coming folks.

[Snurfen]

There was an old man fom Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
a blade of grass
stuck out of his arse
and his nadgers were covered in weeds

[black mirror]

There was an old man fom Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
a blade of grass
stuck out of his arse
and his nadgers were covered in weeds


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[black mirror]

There once was a man from Alsass
Who had balls made out of brass
He rubbed them together
In stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his a*s!

[baboon]

Haha that is great too.

I will try to post some when I get home. I work for a Defence contractor so it is a little rough trying to search for stuff on the web :(

[baboon]

Omg hahahahahaha I almost gagged on that one
And the best part is one of my coworkers almost tossed cookies.

[black mirror]

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I predict this thread is not going to last very long Ned:D

[baboon]

Gonna have to mark this thread *Very Adult*

[black mirror]

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!

[rockboy]

Getting a bit rough in here.