thelamberts
April 18th, 2006, 05:32 PM
Bunny Story
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe
me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or
a thoft, fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and whispers ...
" I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk."
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe
me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or
a thoft, fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and whispers ...
" I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk."