Michael Caine*ADULT*

[dammit]

Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big Showbiz
party in his swanky new house.
Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds of movies and
music, fashion and art. There's a feast of pints, the best wines that
money can buy, oysters,champagne.
Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison
and his band are sitting onthe couch singing "Light My Fire" , and over in the corner,
George eppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren.
All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of
his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good
book.
"Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "party's just got started.
How's about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom
for a bit of the 'how's yer father'?"
"Fair play," nods Jim [well that's not his exact words, but you get the
gist], "as long as she does the rest of the band, too."
"Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird in
close and whispers some instructions in her ear.

Half an hour later, in
walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.
"Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending that
service to me, do you?".

The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says, "What the
hell!" Ringo's having

a grand time, until, mere moments before the end, the door opens and
Michael Caine bursts in.
He grabs the young one by the back of the hair and slaps her hard across
the face!
"Wh-what was that for?" she whimpers.
"I told you," Caine snarls.
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(You're gonna love this...in best cockney accent...)
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"You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off..."

[sho-dan]

[NealM]

Absolute classic ! ! ! !

[uripyores]

[black mirror]

[baboon]

hahahaha

[valiantv]

Heh heh! For some reason I knew that would be the punch line when I read the title, but didn't cop the joke until I read the punch line.