thelamberts
April 21st, 2006, 06:26 PM
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a
gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's
the nameof your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is
a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you
tell
me
the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
slogan
'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because
'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
will
give
him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping
on a
beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty
cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a
lickin'
and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right,
who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do
you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
because"'Quality < BRis Job One" Then he adds, "Have you
driven a
Ford
lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a
Rock!'
And
gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before
he
comes
up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my
willy
is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled
look
asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH
FOR A
MAN,
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!
gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's
the nameof your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is
a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you
tell
me
the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
slogan
'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because
'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
will
give
him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping
on a
beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty
cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a
lickin'
and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right,
who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do
you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
because"'Quality < BRis Job One" Then he adds, "Have you
driven a
Ford
lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a
Rock!'
And
gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before
he
comes
up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my
willy
is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled
look
asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH
FOR A
MAN,
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!