Going to War - Adult

[thelamberts]

A soldier emerged from a copse of trees and saw a nun walking
along
the
road. Breathless and flustered, he asked, "Please
Sister, may I
hide
under
your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain why later
The nun was very confused but took pity on him and agreed.
A moment later two Military Police came running along and
asked,
"Sister,
have you seen a soldier running by here??"
The nun replied, "Yes, he went that way
After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from
under her
skirt
and
said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I
don't want
to
go
to
Iraq."
The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or
impertinent,
but
you
have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you
would
have
seen
a
great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either

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