black mirror
April 22nd, 2006, 04:52 PM
Pat & Paddy are fishing 5 mile offshore in a 10ft Dingy when along comes a wave & capsizes them.
As they start to swim to shore a shark attacks Paddy & bites off both his legs.
Pat assures Paddy they'll be alright so they start swimming to shore.
You would not believe it the shark comes back & bites off both of paddy's arms.
Pat says to Paddy I'll put you on my back & I'll piggyback you to shore.
When Pat crawls up onto the beach with Paddy on his back he turns & says to Paddy, my a**e is killing me,
Paddy says to Pat I'm so sorry mate, but it was the only way I could hold on.
:D
As they start to swim to shore a shark attacks Paddy & bites off both his legs.
Pat assures Paddy they'll be alright so they start swimming to shore.
You would not believe it the shark comes back & bites off both of paddy's arms.
Pat says to Paddy I'll put you on my back & I'll piggyback you to shore.
When Pat crawls up onto the beach with Paddy on his back he turns & says to Paddy, my a**e is killing me,
Paddy says to Pat I'm so sorry mate, but it was the only way I could hold on.
:D