Computwiz
April 25th, 2006, 07:58 AM
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any bleeding bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your beak to the bar you irritating b*stard
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any bleeding bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your beak to the bar you irritating b*stard
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?