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Snurfen
April 27th, 2006, 05:05 PM
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

Diets & Dieing

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Murray S.
April 27th, 2006, 05:08 PM
Bonjour:

Comment allez vous?? :rotflmao:

Murray

renegade600
April 27th, 2006, 05:25 PM
I guess its time to learn klingon...:rotflmao:

Mr Bean
April 27th, 2006, 05:34 PM
Siarad Cymraeg.

Dihangol yn fawr:rotflmao:

black mirror
April 27th, 2006, 06:10 PM
Avey vous une cuppa:D

Snurfen
April 27th, 2006, 06:23 PM
"can yer ride tandem?"

black mirror
April 27th, 2006, 06:29 PM
"can yer ride tandem?"http://www.freewebs.com/blackmirror11/monkey.bmp

Friend of yours ???

baboon
April 28th, 2006, 03:17 AM
Ok Are we talking REAL english or the english used accross the pond :p

Vercades
April 28th, 2006, 06:18 AM
Ju swee napoleon!! (That's probably the worst french ever)

baboon
April 28th, 2006, 06:24 AM
Je suis

Snurfen
April 28th, 2006, 08:24 AM
No Jere, the absolute WORST french ever is when someone type "walah" instead of "voila" ;)