Headlines

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Funny Newspaper Headlines


Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

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Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

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Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

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House passes gas tax onto senate

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Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan

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Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

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William Kelly was fed secretary

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Milk drinkers are turning to powder

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Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

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Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

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Farmer bill dies in house

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Iraqi head seeks arms

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Queen Mary having bottom scraped

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Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

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Prostitutes appeal to Pope

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Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over

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NJ judge to rule on nude beach

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Child's stool great for use in garden

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Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

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Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

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Organ festival ends in smashing climax

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Eye drops off shelf

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Squad helps dog bite victim

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Dealers will hear car talk at noon

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Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

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Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

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Miners refuse to work after death

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Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

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Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

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Never withhold herpes from loved one

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Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

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Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

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Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

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If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while

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War dims hope for peace

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Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

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Cold wave linked to temperatures

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Child's death ruins couple's holiday

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Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

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Man is fatally slain

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Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

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