Dear Abbey.

[lufbra]

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One
is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker
in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together
and I've never seen a man go into their
apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much,
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive
and I think my boyfriend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
with him.

[ironside]

dear lufbra
your not Lebanese are ya!

[lafave]

those are funny.......but,
"I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much,
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his." how did you find this one??? i thought i burned that letter........

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[Kimmygem]

lmao.....lufbra, the reformed cowboy.

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[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
Where ever did you find those lufbra. They are really funny. By the way I will take the VCR!!!!!!!!!

FrostyPhrog

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don't listen to lafave <FONT COLOR="limegreen">I am not a troublemaker</FONT c>

If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?

[lufbra]

Irons, I might be if I knew what it meant!!

Lafave, you see, you just can't trust anyone these days, maybe you should have just put some rope in that letter, rolled it up, and smoked yerself merrily away, wanna light!!!

Thanks Kimmygem, for not making a typing error, I'd have hated to see the first "r" mistakingly (sp) typed with the letter "d"!!!
Dave.

[lufbra]

Sorry Frosty, I'm sworn to secrecy about where I get these kind of things from. And as much as I know you are such a great friend of mine, I dare not reveal anything, not just for my safety you know, but your safety too!!!
Dave.

[lafave]

ha.......i will take 3 lights, thank you very much... oh and frosty the angel wants the vcr......hmmmmmmmm....double trouble w/ frosty & lufbra.........

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[lufbra]

Whaddaya mean double trouble for Frosty and I, we ain't done nuffink wrong, never ever had!!!!!
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

*****che has his twins.....the forum has it's Double-Trouble.

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[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
lafave there you go again saying that lufbra and I are causing trouble. Now you know that is not true. Hey I only wanted the VCR so that person wouldn't have to watch all that sex violence, and all the other stuff.

FrostyPhrog

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don't listen to lafave <FONT COLOR="limegreen">I am not a troublemaker</FONT c>

If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?

[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
Now Ms. Kimmygem that statement was uncalled for.

FrostyPhrog

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don't listen to lafave <FONT COLOR="limegreen">I am not a troublemaker</FONT c>

If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?

[lufbra]

Sorry Frosty, but I nabbed that VCR before posting, I would of felt soooo guilty at the possibility of some young punk getting hold of it, and having hers/his/its mind being led astray from normal life.
But, if you like, and have a blank video tape at home (around 32 long tape), mail it to me, and I'll copy it for you, just so long as you promise that it is for your own private use, and absolutley no one else will ever see it!!!
Dave.