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October 21st, 2000, 05:09 AM
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Let's All Sing Together!!!
The Dentist's Hymn:..................Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn.........There shall be showers of Blessing The Contractor's Hymn.............The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn....................There is A Green Hill Far Away The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises The Optometrist's Hymn...........Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS Agent's Hymn..............I Surrender All The Gossip's Hymn..................Pass It On The Electrician's Hymn............Send the Light The Shopper's Hymn...............Sweet By and By The Realtors Hymn..................I've got a mansion, just over the hilltop ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph......................God Will Take Care of You 55 mph......................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah 65 mph......................Nearer My God to Thee 75 mph......................Nearer Still Nearer 85 mph......................This World Is Not My Home 95 mph......................Lord, I'm Coming Home Over 100 mph...........Precious Memories
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October 21st, 2000, 05:22 AM
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Hi
LMAO lufbra, those are really funny. The shoppers hymm reminds me of my wife.  FrostyPhrog ------------------ don't listen to lafave <FONT COLOR="limegreen">I am not a troublemaker</FONT c> If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?
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(War)It aint nothing but a heartbreaker (War)Friend only to the undertaker War is the enemy of all mankind The thought of war blows my mind War has caused unrest within the younger generations Induction then destruction Who wants to die Edwin Starr
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October 21st, 2000, 05:23 AM
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where did you find those,lufbra???????
 very funny....------------------ excuse me..I forgot the question..
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October 21st, 2000, 05:32 AM
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Thanks Frosty, is your wife really that bad!!!
Lafave. Sorry, I'm sworn to secrecy once again, if I tell anyone where I get them from, I have to kill that person immediately!! But wait just one minute here, why do you ask where I got them from, maybe it's one of my own pieces of work!!! Dave.
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#5
October 21st, 2000, 05:36 AM
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Je-larious, lufbra! (That's my own word)! Love 'em. And no, I don't want to be killed - so please don't tell me where you got them! Haha!
You have scored an A+; do go here and pick up your prize! http://www.hwatson.force9.co.uk/cook...lshrarebit.htm ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://images.honesty.com/imagedata/3/8/2/16770382.gif" border=0>
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October 21st, 2000, 05:46 AM
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Oooohhhh Harrie, I'd forgotten about that meal, guess I'm gonna have to get the missus to cook up some Welsh rarebit this weekend!!!
Irons, that was funny, and yes I got it!! Dave.
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#8
October 21st, 2000, 06:23 AM
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ha! That's great...
ok here's one. A preacher decided to play a game with his congregation....He said, I'll say a word and you name a hymn that comes to mind. He said "Grace" someone in the congregation stood up and said "Amazing Grace" He said "Children" Someone stood up and said "Jesus Loves Me" He said "Sex" and the congregation went quiet...finally a little 80 year old woman who is seated at the back of the church stands to her feet and yells out "Precious Memories"! ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.kimmygem.emuadvance.net/My%20Documents/MyStuff/Kimmymulti.gif" border=0> Visit Kimmygem's for Animated Graphics Join the Fun Bashing Kimmy @ Cyber Tech Help!
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