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lufbra
October 21st, 2000, 03:41 PM
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH:
A female moth.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines. Sometimes known as laugh lines

Harrie
October 21st, 2000, 03:47 PM
More good ones, Dave - funny! That committee one is great!

tramtwo
October 21st, 2000, 04:25 PM
:d

Sharpy
October 21st, 2000, 04:42 PM
Cheers Dave.

You find em and i'll nick em.:d

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FrostyPhrog
October 21st, 2000, 05:46 PM
Hi
Well lufbra you did it again. Those were really great.

FrostyPhrog

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Kimmygem
October 21st, 2000, 07:41 PM
lol@ Sharpy! Those are good lufbra. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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lafave
October 22nd, 2000, 12:47 AM
well, lufbra..... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gifyou must of been up all night writing those........very funny......

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excuse me..I forgot the question..

lufbra
October 22nd, 2000, 01:28 AM
Thanks guys, I'll try to find a few more for ya's, but I hope it doesn't distract anyone from picking on Ms. Kimmygem, otherwise I'll have to stop!!!
Dave.

Kimmygem
October 22nd, 2000, 07:03 AM
Oh Heavens! we couldn't have that, now could we?

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lufbra
October 22nd, 2000, 07:14 AM
Of course not Kimmy, that's why 89.5% of us are here, wouldn't want to disappoint you in any way, just ask Frosty, Sharpy, Buzz, and WD40wche, them last two think you are competition for them thar Goodie twins!!!
Dave.

Kimmygem
October 22nd, 2000, 07:15 AM
Ahem....me thinks NOT! lol

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