mmherk
June 12th, 2006, 08:01 PM
How to install a wireless security system:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a
really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy
of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big
dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:
"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30
minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a
really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy
of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big
dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:
"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30
minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."