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Old June 15th, 2006, 03:16 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes.
I had to post some Chuck jokes sooner or later....


Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
The boogy man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he sleeps.
Chuck Norris hunts ninjas for sport.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck see's the Grim Reaper as a ''promising rookie''


I'll post more as I find more.
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Old June 15th, 2006, 04:29 PM
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Where's the jokes?
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Old June 15th, 2006, 04:32 PM
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Oh not Mr Norris time again
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Old June 16th, 2006, 04:06 AM
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Old June 16th, 2006, 04:16 AM
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Quite alot... they're easy to make up really.
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Old June 16th, 2006, 01:58 PM
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no no.... not these chuck norris jokes again....................
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Old June 16th, 2006, 02:11 PM
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What's wrong with them? I find them funny.
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Old June 18th, 2006, 10:48 PM
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!0 things you didnt know about Chuck
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Old June 18th, 2006, 10:53 PM
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Who's Chuck Norris? Is he in Corrie?
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Old June 18th, 2006, 11:23 PM
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Who's Chuck Norris? Is he in Corrie?
Eastenders i think.. goes under the name of Peggy Mitchell
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