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Old June 20th, 2006, 04:07 PM
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Biblical Theme Tunes

Biblical Theme Songs

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"

Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"

Esther: "I Feel Pretty"

Job: "I"ve Got a Right to Sing the Blues"

Moses: "The Happy Wanderer"

Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"

Samson: "Hair"

Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"

Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Joshua: "Good Vibrations"

Peter: "I'm Sorry"

Esau: "Born To Be Wild"

Jeremiah: "Take This Job and Shove It"

Shadrach, Mesach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"

The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"

Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"

Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"

Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"

Moses: "There's a Place For Us"

Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"
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Old June 20th, 2006, 04:17 PM
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Good one Squiffy2
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Old June 21st, 2006, 09:14 PM
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it has moses twice.

very nice
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Old June 21st, 2006, 09:23 PM
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it has moses twice.

very nice
There is a good reason for Moses having 2 songs which squiffy2 will divulge for you
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Old June 21st, 2006, 09:43 PM
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There is a good reason for Moses having 2 songs which squiffy2 will divulge for you
Oy Ve and Shalom!

Moses has two songs cos he not onoly went wandering in the desert but also because he led the Israelites to the Promised Land (although he never actually made it himself)

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Old June 21st, 2006, 09:45 PM
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Oy Ve and Shalom!

Moses has two songs cos he not onoly went wandering in the desert but also because he led the Israelites to the Promised Land (although he never actually made it himself)

R.E. class over for today
See i knew there would be an explanation
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Old June 21st, 2006, 09:55 PM
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See i knew there would be an explanation
Ah, my little Matzo Ball
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Old June 21st, 2006, 09:56 PM
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Ah, my little Matzo Ball
OMG i have been called mostly everything but never that
Sounds quite delicious like cheese
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>>>>Sounds quite delicious

As you surely are my dear
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>>>>Sounds quite delicious

As you surely are my dear
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Hey Squiffy2! You got any extra canadle? I am looking for something to go with my gefilte fish.
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Old June 22nd, 2006, 09:22 AM
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Hey Squiffy2! You got any extra canadle? I am looking for something to go with my gefilte fish.
How about some Broccoli Knishes????
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I think I will pass on the knisjes though...but will go for some brisket and roasted potatoes....or lox and bagels slathered with cream cheese and a slice of tomato and onion.....mmmmmm.

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