Timid

[squiffy2]

A certain man was infatuated with a young woman, but was so
timid he never had the courage to speak to her. In fact, he even
told his therapist that every time he got near her he felt like he
was unimportant. He said that he felt as insignificant as a tiny
pebble.

"Well," his therapist responded, "If you want to get the girl
you'll just have to be a little boulder!"

[black mirror]

i would type something witty but im too tired