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chryssi2001
June 23rd, 2006, 06:38 PM
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

chryssi2001
June 23rd, 2006, 06:40 PM
A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word".

His friend: "What is the word?"

The man: "I am sorry. Forgive me"

:rotflmao:

black mirror
June 23rd, 2006, 06:40 PM
hee hee

chryssi2001
June 23rd, 2006, 06:45 PM
:rotflmao: i posted both jokes in one post :rotflmao: still learning

mmherk
June 23rd, 2006, 08:28 PM
:rotflmao: i posted both jokes in one post :rotflmao: still learning


It is okay...they were appropriately in order. :rotflmao: