The Sex Therapist *ADULT*

[PurestLight]

An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he
agrees. When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse. He thanks them for
coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them £50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have
intercourse with no problems, pay
the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. "Just what are you you
trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £98.
The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50 - and I get £43 back from BUPA!"

[Snurfen]

[black mirror]

OMG Julie.... but made me laugh

[PurestLight]

Should I have put extra stars around *****adult*****

[black mirror]

Originally Posted by PurestLight

Should I have put extra stars around *****adult*****

That one should come with XXX sign

[PurestLight]

Snurfen - I dont see you as an inflatable michelin man I like your cuddly avatars

[black mirror]

Originally Posted by PurestLight

Snurfen - I dont see you as an inflatable michelin man I like your cuddly avatars

he looks like a liquorice all sort

[Snurfen]

I'm a finely tuned athlete - that only happens when I put my wetsuit on after eating a ruby the night before

When popping down to my mum's this evening, I spotted an old age "liaision" being commenced (I know both the wrinklies involved, and she shouldn't have been going in there and he looked guilty as sin when he cauht my eye, as he answered his do to her - combined age, about 134)

[PurestLight]

ooh heck - extra marital hoo-ja-ma-flops?? Little beggars

[Snurfen]

that'll put a twinkle in their zimmers

[PurestLight]

I love that - 'Finely Tuned Athlete' *titters*
The wrinklies must be in fine fettle for their athletics sessions or maybe its just a game of Bridge. You never know.....

[mmherk]

<wishes she knew what the currency conversion from UK money to USD is>

[Snurfen]

Originally Posted by PurestLight

I love that - 'Finely Tuned Athlete' *titters*
The wrinklies must be in fine fettle for their athletics sessions or maybe its just a game of Bridge. You never know.....

cheeky 'appeth!
1) They are "laughter lines" ok , not "wrinkles" (so I keep trying to convince myself)
2) I'm off here on this to try and reduce the "shirt balast" a bit! there's a kid's surf competition on today, so I'll be in the water almost continuosly from 11am to 5pm - I'll look like a prune by 5.01pm and as a bonus, I won't need my fortnightly bath tonight (plus I'll be topping my tan up, so I'll be a bit nearer the colour of the girls in the family). It's gorgeous down here this morning, clear blue and about 78 degrees at 9am.

Originally Posted by black mirror

<wishes she knew what the currency conversion from UK money to USD is>

It's about 1.81, so ten quid = @ US$18.18 and US$10= @5 and a half quid.

[PurestLight]

Originally Posted by snurfen

cheeky 'appeth!
1) They are "laughter lines" ok , not "wrinkles" (so I keep trying to convince myself)
2) I'm off here on this to try and reduce the "shirt balast" a bit! there's a kid's surf competition on today, so I'll be in the water almost continuosly from 11am to 5pm - I'll look like a prune by 5.01pm and as a bonus, I won't need my fortnightly bath tonight (plus I'll be topping my tan up, so I'll be a bit nearer the colour of the girls in the family). It's gorgeous down here this morning, clear blue and about 78 degrees at 9am

Originally Posted by Snurfen

I'm a finely tuned athlete - that only happens when I put my wetsuit on after eating a ruby the night before

When popping down to my mum's this evening, I spotted an old age "liaision" being commenced (I know both the wrinklies involved, and she shouldn't have been going in there and he looked guilty as sin when he cauht my eye, as he answered his do to her - combined age, about 134)

I didnt mean YOU Snurfen, you silly. Plus I wouldnt be so rude and personal and Ive never seen Your wrinkles if you have any, or your so called shirt ballast. I meant the WRINKLIES you were referring to in the above post/quote! Their Athletics session being an allusion to their allegedly extra-marital shenanigans which could be Bridge or something innocent... see???

Hope you have a great time surfing, its only about 16 degrees here and no sun whatsoever

[mmherk]

Originally Posted by Snurfen

cheeky 'appeth!
1) They are "laughter lines" ok , not "wrinkles" (so I keep trying to convince myself)
2) I'm off here on this to try and reduce the "shirt balast" a bit! there's a kid's surf competition on today, so I'll be in the water almost continuosly from 11am to 5pm - I'll look like a prune by 5.01pm and as a bonus, I won't need my fortnightly bath tonight (plus I'll be topping my tan up, so I'll be a bit nearer the colour of the girls in the family). It's gorgeous down here this morning, clear blue and about 78 degrees at 9am.


It's about 1.81, so ten quid = @ US$18.18 and US$10= @5 and a half quid.

Thanks Snurfen for the currency conversion. I appreciate it.