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ironside
October 23rd, 2000, 05:07 AM
ok everyone put your self into the story lets see how long we can make this one


once upon a time in a far a way land there was a bouncer named ironbutt that didnt have much to do when along came...


now remember you can come back into the story as much as you like as long as someone else is before you.

tramtwo
October 23rd, 2000, 05:16 AM
...tramtwo and then out of nowhere...

Kimmygem
October 23rd, 2000, 05:28 AM
comes Kimmygem with her dog, Cecil who was barking fericiously at.....

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lufbra
October 23rd, 2000, 05:32 AM
Buzz, cos he was piddlin' up the.......
Dave.

ironside
October 23rd, 2000, 05:35 AM
dave dave dave your suppose to use your own name not any one elses http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif not following directions huh
irons

lufbra
October 23rd, 2000, 05:42 AM
Hot darn, let me do this again, sorry Buzz!
Lufbra, coz he was piddling up the.....
Dave.

Kimmygem
October 23rd, 2000, 10:55 AM
tree? (piddling, wasting time or urinating) and Cecil thinks that that tree belongs to him....and no one else should piddle on it! Just then Cecil broke free from the leash and

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Harrie
October 23rd, 2000, 02:55 PM
ran barking wildly over to Harrie, who was coming up the path with a "bad hair day", and then.........

lufbra
October 23rd, 2000, 03:06 PM
Dave wanted to sort out Harries......
Dave.

ironside
October 23rd, 2000, 03:50 PM
harries hairy hair day when old ironside says to...

RosieWolf
October 23rd, 2000, 04:22 PM
find Rosie so her Wolf can tell Cecil that barking at piddling beer mugs is silly and he should chase frogs which are a lot more fun.

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Kimmygem
October 23rd, 2000, 04:43 PM
But Kimmy had trained Cecil, and he knew not to chase frogs...he knew they were our friends and that's when he turned on that mean old

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lafave
October 23rd, 2000, 05:04 PM
lafave...who was so crabby because she couldn't find any rope!!!!!!!!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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tramtwo
October 23rd, 2000, 05:08 PM
Tram after wiping somethin from his shoe, shyly approaches lafave, rope in hand...

ironside
October 23rd, 2000, 05:19 PM
but just at the time trams starts to give the rope the bouncer steps in and says hey what are you going to do with that...

tramtwo
October 23rd, 2000, 05:30 PM
... give it to lafave, of course! What? Did you have something else in mind...

Kimmygem
October 23rd, 2000, 07:04 PM
That's when Kimmy came by and retrieved the rope from Tram and Irons and went to see if LaFave wanted to share it....

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RosieWolf
October 23rd, 2000, 07:39 PM
Rosie goes over to where Kimmy and Lafave are gathered and offers them her 10-foot pole.. this is beginning to look like either a necktie party or.......

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tramtwo
October 23rd, 2000, 07:46 PM
...the makings of a tether ball game...

Kimmygem
October 24th, 2000, 01:13 AM
but, Kimmy said....no, no, no Tram....the rope is not for tether ball....it's for smoking! You want some?, she said...but he

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ironside
October 24th, 2000, 01:20 AM
said to ironside you better get out of here it starting to get smoky,and ironside says ok but all you rope smokers are going to start coughing and...

FrostyPhrog
October 24th, 2000, 01:24 AM
when the smoke clears you will all see that FrostyPhrog stole Kimmys dog cecil (because you see he liked frogs) and they were going to....................

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ironside
October 24th, 2000, 01:39 AM
they were going to free kimmy dog because mrs ironside went to get ironside the bouncer to take care of the terrible thief that took kimmys dog, but the dog bit ironside on the butt so mrs ironside went to get help from...

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Kimmygem
October 24th, 2000, 01:44 AM
Kimmy.....but she was laughing too hard....and couldn't do a thing with the dog. Cecil was hanging onto old Irons trouser britches and wouldn't let go. Irons was swinging around and around trying to shake him off, but he just held on all the tighter for it. It was a sight to see....I understand old Ironside had to get a shot....hehe

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FrostyPhrog
October 24th, 2000, 02:06 AM
of rootbeer to throw in Kimmys face to stop her from laughing so hard so that she could help get her dog off of his britches, while they were doing that FrostyPhrog went over to help lafave with her rope and the next thing you know.................

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lafave
October 24th, 2000, 02:18 AM
lafave was all tangled up in the rope because she is such a dope....and she was laughing at cecil & ironside & kimmygem...& she said hey frosty..give me a hand, man....... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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lufbra
October 24th, 2000, 02:38 AM
And so Frosty gave Lafave a hand, so too did lufbra, he also gave her a light for her......
Dave.

Harrie
October 24th, 2000, 03:09 AM
cigarette, and while they were helping lafave, Harrie gave Kimmy a towel for the rootbeer on her face and it looked like everything was calming down when..........

lufbra
October 24th, 2000, 03:20 AM
The Goodie Twins came along, and FrostyPhrog was soooo GOBSMACKED by their looks, Dave had to get the wet towel and throw it over....
Dave.

ironside
October 24th, 2000, 04:02 AM
it over frosty head to cool the fancy phrog down and old ironside had to pull up his trouser after getting cecil to quite bitting them,when in from the cold came mrs ironside who had in her hand a very large sewing needle and some thread which she was going to use for...

lufbra
October 24th, 2000, 04:32 AM
Repairing the holes in Harries woolie socks. Meanwhile lufbra decided it was time to go get a......
Dave.

Geronimo
October 24th, 2000, 04:38 AM
wooden Indian from in front of the cybertech store and steal all his cigars so that Cecil could.....


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lufbra
October 24th, 2000, 04:51 AM
Only thing was, lufbra didn't see an injun, all he saw was a fire injun, and he thought to himself, "oh my god, Lafave has gone and done it now with smokin' all that rope, she's.....
Dave.

Harrie
October 24th, 2000, 03:28 PM
the most fiery Mona Lisa ever! And then Harrie tells Mrs. Ironside to definitely prioritize and get to Iron's britches, but suddenly Tram comes running yelling wildly about..........

lufbra
October 24th, 2000, 03:32 PM
His train running too fast, but lufbra tells him that at least it is......
Dave.

tramtwo
October 24th, 2000, 03:42 PM
on the track, unlike his zipper. Storm clouds roll in and there is a crackle of thunder...

ironside
October 24th, 2000, 06:03 PM
and then the rain starts and old ironside starts to rust and cant get in out of the rain when WHO should comes along and does...

lafave
October 24th, 2000, 07:42 PM
lafave have a plastic poncho? yes & she throws it over ironside & then old wunchie comes running.....looking for those darn twins! Can't have them melting he cries......and then.......

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RosieWolf
October 24th, 2000, 09:02 PM
Rosie's wolf brings the oil can from behind the tree that Lufbra was trying to.. well, no need to discuss that again.. and oils down ol'ironbritches liberally with it. IronBritches is so happy to be free that he.......

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FrostyPhrog
October 24th, 2000, 11:39 PM
decides to give Rosie and her wolf a big kiss and stop hanging out with Kimmy and hang out with FrostyPhrog and his..............

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Kimmygem
October 24th, 2000, 11:41 PM
band of merry men....but, Kimmy knows Ironside too well....he won't desert her in her time of need. In fact, there he is now....riding up on that white steed with

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FrostyPhrog
October 25th, 2000, 12:21 AM
with Frosty, lufbra and Junky who were with him to collect the reward that Kimmy had promised to bring ironpants back to her so she could..............

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lafave
October 25th, 2000, 04:06 AM
she could give him a big raise! but then lafave started whining because she couldn't find...............

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ironside
October 25th, 2000, 05:04 AM
the rope to give to ironside, but ironside says to mona you better keep your rope your going to need it because its starting to get cold and you will need all of the...

Harrie
October 25th, 2000, 05:11 AM
friction you can get! But Harrie overheard and started whining too because she liked Tram's idea of a tether ball game, but next thing you know..........

lufbra
October 25th, 2000, 05:15 AM
Buzz jumps in and asks Dave if he has a light for his.....
Dave.

ironside
October 25th, 2000, 08:51 AM
his rope because lafave wouldnt share hers,
just them we hear a loud crack and turn around and who was it but the lost w1234567ch where have you been asks ironside
well i been out looking for my twins because all of you been picking on them so much they run away and now i have to...

lufbra
October 25th, 2000, 03:23 PM
re-train them to love me only, and no one else! Dave says to WD40CHE, you'll never do that in a million........
Dave.

Kimmygem
October 25th, 2000, 04:06 PM
gazillion years. They have found a new love, someone whose butt is even bigger than theirs. So, Kimmy, being the kind soul that she is, offered Wunchie some of LaFave's rope. He wasn't used to that stuff and he

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tramtwo
October 25th, 2000, 04:33 PM
...and ate every thing in the CyberTech fridge. Tram walks in to find only some mustard and an empty water jug which he used to...

lufbra
October 25th, 2000, 11:19 PM
Pour over WD40CHE, cos he was getting frisky at the sight of Buzz's girlfriend!! Lufbra had to help Frosty hold down..
Dave.

Kimmygem
October 26th, 2000, 01:16 AM
But, Kimmy had to inform him that Buzz's girlfriend was also manufactured and mass produced. But, that didn't bother the *****che, he was used to those material girls. hehe

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lafave
October 26th, 2000, 03:28 AM
But lafave thought these poor girls were being treated badly so she offered them a ride outta here & tram jumped in & said hey i can give them a lift to...............hahahahahaha

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ironside
October 27th, 2000, 06:39 AM
w1ches well that started them giggling and wonder behold they are really girls, well that got ironside thinking where is w1che hes disapeared,and no one seen him, well off to st louie old ironside will go trying to find old w1che did he find his old beaver and indian where did they......

Kimmygem
October 27th, 2000, 11:56 AM
think they were setting out to anyway? They must be lost....but, fear not! Old Ironsides will find them....he and the trusty sidekick he stole from Kimmy, Cecil. Kimmy is still in shock that her loyal pet would take off with someone else.....but, she is sure he was bribed with lots of bonez....the cheese flavored ones...because there was a trail of trash left behind by

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lufbra
October 27th, 2000, 03:09 PM
The two of them.
Before heading off to St. Louis they had to buy tickets for the ride, but wasn't sure where to go for them, so they asked lufbra, who at the time was in the......

Kimmygem
October 27th, 2000, 04:05 PM
the outhouse. He heard all sorts of noises outside and then the door flew open and there he sat while all sorts of faces stared at him....

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oracle128
October 28th, 2000, 06:04 AM
, watching him cry like a little girl! Oracle asked very politely "What's wrong", and he replied...

ironside
October 28th, 2000, 06:23 AM
IM gobsmacked and dont know what the hell it means,so ironside the trusting sole he is went off to find out what the hell gobsmacked means when he spotted...

FrostyPhrog
October 28th, 2000, 06:24 AM
RosieWolf drank all of my beer and now I don't have any left and.............

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lufbra
October 28th, 2000, 06:56 AM
lufbra then reminded to Frosty that he has to include his own name in this story, not in a way of telling him off, no sir/m'am, but just giving advice before Irons stepped in with his heavy boot and chains (as applied to him by Kimmygem), and thus protecting lufbra's very good friend!
Meanwhile, lufbra was also in such deep shock, because some folks do not know what the word GOBSMACKED means! He turned to Harrie and asked......
Dave.

Kimmygem
October 28th, 2000, 07:24 AM
can you believe the nerver of these people....starring at me while I'm in the outhouse, minding my own business? You would think they would leave a man in peace, to do what he has to do, but noooooo

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ironside
October 28th, 2000, 07:31 AM
they have to get a man with his knickers down and not a quid to me name,well thats ok I will have ironside go down to me boot and get me some papers then i can...

Kimmygem
October 28th, 2000, 08:18 AM
roflmaopmp! Well, while Ironside took off to help the poor sod, the others just continued to stare in amazement...the horror showing on their faces while lufbra

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FrostyPhrog
October 28th, 2000, 09:04 AM
sat there and cried about having no beer, but then his old friend FrostyPhrog knowing how down he was came through with a can of coors light to hold him over until..........

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tramtwo
October 28th, 2000, 09:04 PM
...Tram wet and bleeding from his face and hands busted in and said...

ironside
October 29th, 2000, 01:17 AM
i cant get any pop out of that stupid vending machine,Ironside could you give me a hand and help me out,I want a coke and it wont give,well we all know what a nice man ironside is so he take out some money and trys to explain to tram you have to put money in it first there tram,with that tram grabs the pop and starts down the....

FrostyPhrog
October 29th, 2000, 01:28 AM
yellow brick road with Frosty, lufbra and junky in search of...........

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Kimmygem
October 29th, 2000, 01:47 AM
Kimmygem....they miss her terribly and won't stop until they find her and her little dog...uh, Cecil. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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FrostyPhrog
October 29th, 2000, 02:21 AM
actually Frosty, lufbra and junky were just looking for cecil because he had......

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tramtwo
October 29th, 2000, 04:32 AM
...stolen the keg pump...

Kimmygem
October 29th, 2000, 10:45 AM
and when they found him he was running around chasing ......FROGS! of all things...Kimmy was distraught...in shock, and

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October 29th, 2000, 02:27 PM
Rosie's wolf starts biting Cecil on the tail and making him drop the frogs he's collected in his mouth.. Wolf obediently gives the stolen keg pump to Rosie who hands it to Frosty who jumps up and down with glee and runs to find Tram so that he can........

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lufbra
October 29th, 2000, 05:38 PM
Get some glasses, Lufbra had a few clean glasses, and he offered them to....

FrostyPhrog
October 29th, 2000, 09:42 PM
lafave, RosieWolf and Kimmy while FrostyPhrog went to get the magic potion that would.......

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Kimmygem
October 30th, 2000, 12:45 AM
that would what? Turn us female posters into frogs? Ooooooh, Frosty can pretend to be a gracious host, but we know we should never accept anything without having the royal test taster sample it first...

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ironside
October 30th, 2000, 08:00 AM
so old ironside gets dave to be the royal tester because he already the royal pain in the **** he fits in nicely with these titles
when he drinks the magic mixture and suddenly ...

lafave
October 31st, 2000, 02:25 AM
ohmygosh.....LOOK AT DAVE!!!! i can't stop cried lafave.......she began chasing him along w/ harrie, rosie,kimmygem, and even Cecil got excited....He got a little too excited! Down Cecil Down........But look at him....He looks just like............&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;

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tramtwo
October 31st, 2000, 02:53 AM
...that frog from The New Zoo Review, you know the one with the, I think F on his sweater, now what was his name...

(Tram begins to hum the song trying to think of the name of that silly frog, ~~It's the new zoo review comming right at you...With Doug and Emma Joe~~~)

ironside
October 31st, 2000, 04:49 AM
freddy the frog came to trams rescue pulling him out of his thinking stupor,he says to tram never fear tram because ironside is near and once we get to him,he will save the day and then maybe we can help out old dave along the way,then we can ...

lufbra
October 31st, 2000, 04:51 AM
All go and smoke one of Lafave's ropes, but lufbra had already told everyone that she doesn't share, cos she is such a.......
Dave.

Kimmygem
October 31st, 2000, 05:44 AM
a great person....she wouldn't want to inflict on us any possibility of addiction or harm....and since she was this way about her rope, Well.....we just tackled her and took it away from her....that's when bully came strolling along and gave us a long lecture on the harms of smoking rope and

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lufbra
October 31st, 2000, 05:47 AM
Viruses and Hacking, Lafave knows quite a bit about the hacking part, after many many years of smoking rope, and her believing it to be decent stuff, when in fact it was really cheap stuff, she's now suffering from it! She tells lufbra that she's really a nice lady, and shouldn't have to.....
Dave.

RosieWolf
November 1st, 2000, 04:10 PM
share her rope with anyone, after all she stole it fair and square from Wolf after Rosie got through hanging lufbra from the rafter with it... Lafave sneaks over to IronButt and wraps string into the spokes of his little red wagon and ....

Kimmygem
November 1st, 2000, 04:17 PM
Oh dear, now LaFave has gone too far....because Ironside uses that little red wagon to haul Cecil around in and when he crashes it...

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FrostyPhrog
November 2nd, 2000, 06:24 AM
will bring cecil around to his senses, and he will see that Frosty, lufbra, bully and Sharpy are really his only true and dear friends and that the others are only.......

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Kimmygem
November 2nd, 2000, 02:55 PM
his master. hehe So, in the end, he knows that he must be loyal, like the true blue nature. No, he has been trained too well to turn against his owner, so instead he

Cecil (http://www.kimmygemspad.com/My%20Documents/Animals/dachschund.gif) well, that's not really him. hehe

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lufbra
November 2nd, 2000, 03:42 PM
Carries on trying to catch that darned flea. When and if he gets hold of it, he wants to put it in Kimmygems knickers!!
Meanwhile, lufbra is still recovering from being hung by that Rosie bloke! he has a permanent scar around his neck and he is not a.......

RosieWolf
November 2nd, 2000, 04:01 PM
happy camper so Rosie offers him a brewski while hiding handcuffs behind her to snap on his wrists as soon as he reaches for the beer. From behind the outhouse, Lafave runs over and grabs.....

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ironside
November 2nd, 2000, 04:01 PM
going to piss her off again,and he even promises to ironside that if rosie will leave him alone he will stop picking on the beloved kimmygem,the fair and extremes ruler of the kingdom of mediate & deviate and then he will help pick off all the fleas that he put on poor little cecil,then ironside says to ...

lufbra
November 2nd, 2000, 04:21 PM
Bully that lufbra never ever said he'd stop picking on Kimmygem, no matter if she is mightier than my!! Meanwhile, lufbra is sorely tempted to grab that mouth watering beer that Rosie is holding, but both Frosty and Sharpy jumps in, and tells him that it is a trick, and warns him not to.....

Kimmygem
November 2nd, 2000, 08:02 PM
because he will then succomb to her woos and be drawn to the light, that is the good side. He is trying hard to resist but that beer is just too tempting and he can stand it no longer and he grabs the beer and downs it in one gulp. Well, that was it, the show was over because he could no longer badmouth Kimmy and Irons. Frosty, Sharpy, and BullyButt were so gobsmacked that they

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lufbra
November 2nd, 2000, 08:06 PM
Thought they were so gullible at reading all this gibberish!! But lufbra put them to rights, he explained that the Evil Ms. Kimmygem was only dreaming, in fact, she was dreaming so much that she fell out of bed and banged her......

lafave
November 2nd, 2000, 08:54 PM
on her scanner......hahahaha But kimmygem wasn't evil at all...She was having a bad hair day & Lafave was jonesing real bad but she got it under control and went out to eat & she invited everyone (even lufbra & frosty) to join her..........so there... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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ironside
November 2nd, 2000, 09:31 PM
went dave and frosty following ironsides fine example on how to behave to kimmygem and the moral of this story is, if you dont behave there is alway someone ready to knock you on your ass!

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lufbra
November 2nd, 2000, 10:39 PM
Then Sharpy who wanted to defend lufbra and his mates, went up to Irons and DOINKED him on his........

ironside
November 3rd, 2000, 04:40 AM
very funny bone because lufbra still knew irons was right that his will to fight was going and that he was seeing the light until frosty said dave I know you been brain washed, we need you on our side and dave says to frosty AS the great singer Kenny Rogers says you got to know when holdem and you got to know when to foldem
and at that frosty turns to ironside with a tear in his eye and says irons you win I now see the light and I will also change my ways, so tell ms kimmygem that she is the supreme leader.
we will get bully to change next!!!
LONG LIVE MS KIMMYGEM

FrostyPhrog
November 3rd, 2000, 04:47 AM
now everybody knows that Frosty and lufbra would never talk like that and to say that Ms Kimmy is supreme leaderwas just there way to..............................

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ironside
November 3rd, 2000, 04:48 AM
fess up

FrostyPhrog
November 3rd, 2000, 04:53 AM
That FrostyPhrog, lufbra, Bullybeef and Sharpy are the only true gentleman on this board and that everyone else is................................................ ................

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ironside
November 3rd, 2000, 05:20 AM
far superior then these cheeky blokes,and that in reality these are the hoods of cyber tech help,and ironside is doing his darnest to make them see the light!!!

lufbra
November 3rd, 2000, 05:41 AM
Well this is so darned sad to see, lufbra hates the fact that Kimmy has him by the short and curlies, has him tied up, has him chained to the rugby post that is in her kitchen, has him absolutely and totally and utterly, and fully, and wholesomely, and thoroughly brainwashed!!!
This is in deed a very sad day for us all!! All except of course that Kimmygem dude, she's done her mean works on poor old Irons, and there's obviously no turning back for him!!!
Sorry Frosty, Sharpy, and Bully, but we have to admit to defeat here. I don't like admiting to this, but I really see no light at the end of the tunnel, in trying to save Irons, unless.......

FrostyPhrog
November 3rd, 2000, 05:57 AM
we all wake up and find out that this has been a bad dream and Frosty, lufbra Bullybeef and Sharpy are really outstanding people that wouldn't hurt a fly and that Kimmygem is really...............................

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ironside
November 3rd, 2000, 06:01 AM
the sweet texas rose,that we all love and respect,says ironside

lufbra
November 3rd, 2000, 06:06 AM
MEAN MEAN MEAN!!!! Frosty, you have to realize that it ain't the fact that Ms. Kimmy(Razor Teeth)gem, isn't that tough, it's just that she got Irons when her venom was at its strongest, and although I hate to say this, Irons was her first victim, and after that the venom got weaker, so all us four good, great guys won't get it as bad as old Irons (the thought of what he looks like now, brings tears to my eyes, please Frosty, hand lufbra a snotrag!!).

Kimmygem
November 3rd, 2000, 09:36 AM
you see....lufbra had no idea that I would be feeding him the wonderful chili from the Waco Chili Cookoff....that's the food I store in my dungeon, I save it for the special ones, like lufbra.... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif and that's where the uh....weakened venom truly comes from....now, this coming to light, I will have to find a new means of infecting you all...

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tramtwo
November 3rd, 2000, 09:55 AM
"Just step right up and don't be shy, cause you will not believe your eyes."

"Today ladies and gentlemen I have for a very limted time a most special of offers.
I have assembled a crack team of scientist and they have developed... are you ready... KimmyBGood Spray Thats right folks just one spray and..."

lufbra
November 3rd, 2000, 02:12 PM
Lufbra asks Tram if he'd like to join the "Good Guys" team of Frosty, Sharpy, Bully, and himself? Of course, we will have to decide upon whether Tram is good enough to be in the team, and to do that we have to........

Kimmygem
November 3rd, 2000, 05:21 PM
"blow our noses and see if our brains come out"....that's how we test. and if they don't....then you can be a member of the bash Kimmy club. (Cause when you blow and there are no brains there, it means you've already blown 'em all out and you'll qualify! hehehe

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ironside
November 3rd, 2000, 05:26 PM
Ironside says lufbra your on our side now you seen the light and can never go back its like they say you can never go back,just look how frosty been quit he knows its true now bow down before ms kimmygem and repeat after me I shall obey I shall obey and then you will be one of the great ones no longer wanting to be a trouble maker and then frosty you can be next YOU will wont to join your buddy dave right,and frosty says what ever is good for dave is good for me.
and so this story has a happy ending after all we all lived happily ever after content in life as we know it.

Kimmygem
November 3rd, 2000, 06:08 PM
Ahh, that was indeed a good story Ironside....but, no one, and I mean NO ONE better bow down to me.....hehe they might not get up again....I might bop 'em with a loaf of french bread or something...lol

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tramtwo
November 3rd, 2000, 07:16 PM
Recap Chapter 1 (the rest to follow I am a bit tired, feel free)


Once upon a time in a far a way land there was a bouncer named ironbutt that didn’t have much to do when along came... tramtwo and then out of nowhere…comes Kimmygem with her dog, Cecil who was barking ferociously at… Lufbra, coz he was piddling up the…tree? (piddling, wasting time or urinating) and Cecil thinks that that tree belongs to him....and no one else should piddle on it! Just then Cecil broke free from the leash and ran barking wildly over to Harrie, who was coming up the path with a "bad hair day", and then... Dave wanted to sort out Harries… harries hairy hair day when old ironside says to... find Rosie so her Wolf can tell Cecil that barking at piddling beer mugs is silly and he should chase frogs which are a lot more fun.

But Kimmy had trained Cecil, and he knew not to chase frogs...he knew they were our friends and that's when he turned on that mean old lafave...who was so crabby because she couldn't find any rope!!!!!!!!!! Tram after wiping somethin from his shoe, shyly approaches lafave, rope in hand... but just at the time trams starts to give the rope the bouncer steps in and says hey what are you going to do with that... give it to lafave, of course! What? Did you have something else in mind...

That's when Kimmy came by and retrieved the rope from Tram and Irons and went to see if LaFave wanted to share it.... Rosie goes over to where Kimmy and Lafave are gathered and offers them her 10-foot pole.. this is beginning to look like either a necktie party or… the makings of a tether ball game... but, Kimmy said....no, no, no Tram....the rope is not for tether ball....it's for smoking! You want some?, she said...but he said to ironside you better get out of here it starting to get smoky, and ironside says ok but all you rope smokers are going to start coughing and... when the smoke clears you will all see that FrostyPhrog stole Kimmys dog Cecil (because you see he liked frogs) and they were going to… they were going to free Kimmy dog because Mrs. ironside went to get ironside the bouncer to take care of the terrible thief that took Kimmys dog, but the dog bit ironside on the butt so Mrs. ironside went to get help from... Kimmy...but she was laughing too hard....and couldn't do a thing with the dog. Cecil was hanging onto old Irons trouser britches and wouldn't let go. Irons was swinging around and around trying to shake him off, but he just held on all the tighter for it. It was a sight to see....I understand old Ironside had to get a shot....hehe of rootbeer to throw in Kimmys face to stop her from laughing so hard so that she could help get her dog off of his britches, while they were doing that FrostyPhrog went over to help lafave with her rope and the next thing you know… lafave was all tangled up in the rope because she is such a dope....and she was laughing at Cecil & ironside & Kimmygem...& she said hey frosty give me a hand, man… And so Frosty gave Lafave a hand, so too did lufbra, he also gave her a light for her…cigarette, and while they were helping lafave, Harrie gave Kimmy a towel for the rootbeer on her face and it looked like everything was calming down when...

The Goodie Twins came along, and FrostyPhrog was soooo GOBSMACKED by their looks, Dave had to get the wet towel and throw it over… it over frosty head to cool the fancy phrog down and old ironside had to pull up his trouser after getting Cecil to quite biting them, when in from the cold came Mrs. ironside who had in her hand a very large sewing needle and some thread which she was going to use for... Repairing the holes in Harries woolie socks. Meanwhile lufbra decided it was time to go get a… wooden Indian from in front of the cybertech store and steal all his cigars so that Cecil could… Only thing was, lufbra didn't see an injun, all he saw was a fire injun, and he thought to himself, "oh my god, Lafave has gone and done it now with smokin' all that rope, she's… the most fiery Mona Lisa ever! And then Harrie tells Mrs. Ironside to definitely prioritize and get to Iron's britches, but suddenly Tram comes running yelling wildly about... His train running too fast, but lufbra tells him that at least it is......

tramtwo
November 3rd, 2000, 10:40 PM
Chapter 2

on the track, unlike his zipper. Storm clouds roll in and there is a crackle of thunder... and then the rain starts and old ironside starts to rust and cant get in out of the rain when WHO should comes along and does... lafave have a plastic poncho? yes & she throws it over ironside & then old wunchie comes running... looking for those darn twins! Can't have them melting he cries… and then… Rosie's wolf brings the oil can from behind the tree that Lufbra was trying to.. well, no need to discuss that again.. and oils down ol'ironbritches liberally with it. IronBritches is so happy to be free that he... decides to give Rosie and her wolf a big kiss and stop hanging out with Kimmy and hang out with FrostyPhrog and his…band of merry men....but, Kimmy knows Ironside too well....he won't desert her in her time of need. In fact, there he is now....riding up on that white steed with with Frosty, lufbra and Junky who were with him to collect the reward that Kimmy had promised to bring ironpants back to her so she could… she could give him a big raise! but then lafave started whining because she couldn't find the rope to give to ironside, but ironside says to mona you better keep your rope your going to need it because its starting to get cold and you will need all of the... friction you can get!

But Harrie overheard and started whining too because she liked Tram's idea of a tether ball game, but next thing you know… Buzz jumps in and asks Dave if he has a light for his… his rope because lafave wouldn’t share hers, just them we hear a loud crack and turn around and who was it but the lost w1234567ch where have you been asks ironside well I been out looking for my twins because all of you been picking on them so much they run away and now I have to... re-train them to love me only, and no one else! Dave says to WD40CHE, you'll never do that in a million… gazillion years. They have found a new love, someone whose butt is even bigger than theirs. So, Kimmy, being the kind soul that she is, offered Wunchie some of LaFave's rope. He wasn't used to that stuff and he ate every thing in the CyberTech fridge. Tram walks in to find only some mustard and an empty water jug which he used to... Pour over WD40CHE, cos he was getting frisky at the sight of Buzz's girlfriend!! Lufbra had to help Frosty hold down… But, Kimmy had to inform him that Buzz's girlfriend was also manufactured and mass produced. But, that didn't bother the *****che, he was used to those material girls. Hehe But lafave thought these poor girls were being treated badly so she offered them a ride outta here & tram jumped in & said hey I can give them a lift to...............hahahahahaha w1ches well that started them giggling and wonder behold they are really girls, well that got ironside thinking where is w1che he’s disappeared, and no one seen him, well off to st louie old ironside will go trying to find old w1che did he find his old beaver and indian where did they... think they were setting out to anyway? They must be lost....but, fear not! Old Ironsides will find them....he and the trusty sidekick he stole from Kimmy, Cecil. Kimmy is still in shock that her loyal pet would take off with someone else.....but, she is sure he was bribed with lots of bonez....the cheese flavored ones...because there was a trail of trash left behind by The two of them.
Before heading off to St. Louis they had to buy tickets for the ride, but wasn't sure where to go for them, so they asked lufbra, who at the time was in the... the outhouse. He heard all sorts of noises outside and then the door flew open and there he sat while all sorts of faces stared at him... watching him cry like a little girl! Oracle asked very politely "What's wrong", and he replied...

IM gobsmacked and don’t know what the hell it means, so ironside the trusting sole he is went off to find out what the hell gobsmacked means when he spotted... RosieWolf drank all of my beer and now I don't have any left and… lufbra then reminded to Frosty that he has to include his own name in this story, not in a way of telling him off, no sir/ma’am, but just giving advice before Irons stepped in with his heavy boot and chains (as applied to him by Kimmygem), and thus protecting lufbra's very good friend!

Meanwhile, lufbra was also in such deep shock, because some folks do not know what the word GOBSMACKED means! He turned to Harrie and asked... can you believe the nerve of these people.... starring at me while I'm in the outhouse, minding my own business? You would think they would leave a man in peace, to do what he has to do, but noooooo they have to get a man with his knickers down and not a quid to me name, well that’s ok I will have ironside go down to me boot and get me some papers then I can... roflmaopmp! Well, while Ironside took off to help the poor sod, the others just continued to stare in amazement...the horror showing on their faces while lufbra sat there and cried about having no beer, but then his old friend FrostyPhrog knowing how down he was came through with a can of Coors light to hold him over until… Tram wet and bleeding from his face and hands busted in and said... I cant get any pop out of that stupid vending machine, Ironside could you give me a hand and help me out, I want a coke and it wont give, well we all know what a nice man ironside is so he take out some money and trys to explain to tram you have to put money in it first there tram with that tram grabs the pop and starts down the.... yellow brick road with Frosty, lufbra and junky in search of Kimmygem....they miss her terribly and won't stop until they find her and her little dog...uh, Cecil. actually Frosty, lufbra and junky were just looking for Cecil because he had...

tramtwo
November 4th, 2000, 02:01 AM
Chapter 3

...stolen the keg pump... and when they found him he was running around chasing ......FROGS! of all things...Kimmy was distraught...in shock, and Rosie's wolf starts biting Cecil on the tail and making him drop the frogs he's collected in his mouth.. Wolf obediently gives the stolen keg pump to Rosie who hands it to Frosty who jumps up and down with glee and runs to find Tram so that he can… Get some glasses, Lufbra had a few clean glasses, and he offered them to... lafave, RosieWolf and Kimmy while FrostyPhrog went to get the magic potion that would… that would what? Turn us female posters into frogs? Ooooooh, Frosty can pretend to be a gracious host, but we know we should never accept anything without having the royal test taster sample it first...
so old ironside gets dave to be the royal tester because he already the royal pain in the **** he fits in nicely with these titles when he drinks the magic mixture and suddenly... ohmygosh.....LOOK AT DAVE!!!! i can't stop cried lafave.......she began chasing him along w/ harrie, rosie,kimmygem, and even Cecil got excited....He got a little too excited! Down Cecil Down........But look at him....He looks just like............&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; ...that frog from The New Zoo Review, you know the one with the, I think F on his sweater, now what was his name...
(Tram begins to hum the song trying to think of the name of that silly frog, ~~It's the new zoo review comming right at you...With Doug and Emma Joe~~~) freddy the frog came to trams rescue pulling him out of his thinking stupor,he says to tram never fear tram because ironside is near and once we get to him,he will save the day and then maybe we can help out old dave along the way,then we can ...

All go and smoke one of Lafave's ropes, but lufbra had already told everyone that she doesn't share, cos she is such a a great person....she wouldn't want to inflict on us any possibility of addiction or harm....and since she was this way about her rope, Well.....we just tackled her and took it away from her....that's when bully came strolling along and gave us a long lecture on the harms of smoking rope and
Viruses and Hacking, Lafave knows quite a bit about the hacking part, after many many years of smoking rope, and her believing it to be decent stuff, when in fact it was really cheap stuff, she's now suffering from it! She tells lufbra that she's really a nice lady, and shouldn't have to… share her rope with anyone, after all she stole it fair and square from Wolf after Rosie got through hanging lufbra from the rafter with it... Lafave sneaks over to IronButt and wraps string into the spokes of his little red wagon and

Oh dear, now LaFave has gone too far....because Ironside uses that little red wagon to haul Cecil around in and when he crashes it... will bring cecil around to his senses, and he will see that Frosty, lufbra, bully and Sharpy are really his only true and dear friends and that the others are only… his master. hehe So, in the end, he knows that he must be loyal, like the true blue nature. No, he has been trained too well to turn against his owner, so instead he
Cecil well, that's not really him. Hehe Carries on trying to catch that darned flea. When and if he gets hold of it, he wants to put it in Kimmygems knickers!!

Meanwhile, lufbra is still recovering from being hung by that Rosie bloke! he has a permanent scar around his neck and he is not a... happy camper so Rosie offers him a brewski while hiding handcuffs behind her to snap on his wrists as soon as he reaches for the beer. From behind the outhouse, Lafave runs over and grabs…going to piss her off again,and he even promises to ironside that if rosie will leave him alone he will stop picking on the beloved kimmygem,the fair and extremes ruler of the kingdom of mediate & deviate and then he will help pick off all the fleas that he put on poor little cecil, then ironside says to ... Bully that lufbra never ever said he'd stop picking on Kimmygem, no matter if she is mightier than my!!

Meanwhile, lufbra is sorely tempted to grab that mouth watering beer that Rosie is holding, but both Frosty and Sharpy jumps in, and tells him that it is a trick, and warns him not to... because he will then succomb to her woos and be drawn to the light, that is the good side. He is trying hard to resist but that beer is just too tempting and he can stand it no longer and he grabs the beer and downs it in one gulp. Well, that was it, the show was over because he could no longer badmouth Kimmy and Irons. Frosty, Sharpy, and BullyButt were so gobsmacked that they Thought they were so gullible at reading all this gibberish!! But lufbra put them to rights, he explained that the Evil Ms. Kimmygem was only dreaming, in fact, she was dreaming so much that she fell out of bed and banged her... on her scanner......hahahaha But kimmygem wasn't evil at all...She was having a bad hair day & Lafave was jonesing real bad but she got it under control and went out to eat & she invited everyone (even lufbra & frosty) to join her..........so there... went dave and frosty following ironsides fine example on how to behave to kimmygem and the moral of this story is, if you dont behave there is alway someone ready to knock you on your ass!
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Then Sharpy who wanted to defend lufbra and his mates, went up to Irons and DOINKED him on his... very funny bone because lufbra still knew irons was right that his will to fight was going and that he was seeing the light until frosty said dave I know you been brain washed, we need you on our side and dave says to frosty AS the great singer Kenny Rogers says you got to know when holdem and you got to know when to foldem
and at that frosty turns to ironside with a tear in his eye and says irons you win I now see the light and I will also change my ways, so tell ms kimmygem that she is the supreme leader. we will get bully to change next!!!
LONG LIVE MS KIMMYGEM

now everybody knows that Frosty and lufbra would never talk like that and to say that Ms Kimmy is supreme leaderwas just there way to... fess up That FrostyPhrog, lufbra, Bullybeef and Sharpy are the only true gentleman on this board and that everyone else is… far superior then these cheeky blokes,and that in reality these are the hoods of cyber tech help,and ironside is doing his darnest to make them see the light!!! Well this is so darned sad to see, lufbra hates the fact that Kimmy has him by the short and curlies, has him tied up, has him chained to the rugby post that is in her kitchen, has him absolutely and totally and utterly, and fully, and wholesomely, and thoroughly brainwashed!!!

This is in deed a very sad day for us all!! All except of course that Kimmygem dude, she's done her mean works on poor old Irons, and there's obviously no turning back for him!!!

Sorry Frosty, Sharpy, and Bully, but we have to admit to defeat here. I don't like admiting to this, but I really see no light at the end of the tunnel, in trying to save Irons, unless we all wake up and find out that this has been a bad dream and Frosty, lufbra Bullybeef and Sharpy are really outstanding people that wouldn't hurt a fly and that Kimmygem is really the sweet texas rose,that we all love and respect,says ironside

MEAN MEAN MEAN!!!! Frosty, you have to realize that it ain't the fact that Ms. Kimmy(Razor Teeth)gem, isn't that tough, it's just that she got Irons when her venom was at its strongest, and although I hate to say this, Irons was her first victim, and after that the venom got weaker, so all us four good, great guys won't get it as bad as old Irons (the thought of what he looks like now, brings tears to my eyes, please Frosty, hand lufbra a snotrag!!).

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November 4th, 2000, 03:32 AM
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tramtwo
November 4th, 2000, 03:45 AM
Wanted it to read as a story, sorry just board I guess. You can delete them if you like. (now where is that beer?)

ironside
November 4th, 2000, 04:54 AM
tram that really cool go ahead and finish it.

FrostyPhrog
November 4th, 2000, 04:59 AM
Hi

Wait a minute how do we know that this story is done? None of the <FONT size="6">FAB</FONT s> four have changed sides and we have not bowed down to Kimmy. That will not be done in my lifetime. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif lol

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lufbra
November 4th, 2000, 05:10 AM
Me neither Frosty, despite what that Irons bloke said, it ain't chuffin' true, don't listen to him, he's UIK (Under the Influence of Kimmygem)!!!!
Dave.

Kimmygem
November 4th, 2000, 10:45 AM
Oh, I see...well, go for it Tram...hehe

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bullybeef
November 4th, 2000, 05:36 PM
Basically the fab four won.
Here is how i think the story ends.

Mishy went to live on a desert island with only his guitar, and a tree to talk to. 3 weeks later the tree left him saying "it wanted to branch out".
Now Mishy can be seen walking round the island singing DONT LEAF ME THIS WAY

Buzz got a job as a lumberjack, and was last seen chasing beavers. oppps.

Ironside came back to the fab four, which made it the fab five. But left 2 weeks later to persue a career in frog squashing.

KimmyGem was forced to cut her nails ( it took six men to hold her down ). Now freddie kruger said he doesnt want anything to do with her anymore. She was rumoured to be dating Kermit the frog, but Miss Piggy said in a local newspaper that this was untrue.

Tram had to have his keyboard repaired through to much typing.

Harrie came back to her senses and made cookies all round for the good guys.

Frosty became president of the USA.

Sharpy became manager of Newcastle united.

Dave, well dave is dave, what can i say.

and me, well........:-).

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Kimmygem
November 4th, 2000, 08:09 PM
Oh, Bully....you're just getting too clever for your own good....hehe http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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FrostyPhrog
November 4th, 2000, 08:58 PM
Hi

Seeing that I become president, my first act would be to nominate lufbra as secretary of education. Then I would make lafave secretary of defense. Now for my Vice president that would have to be ironside so that he could keep all of my nominees in line. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

FrostyPhrog

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Kimmygem
November 4th, 2000, 09:13 PM
Hey Frosty...pppppppphhhhhhhttttt! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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lufbra
November 5th, 2000, 02:25 AM
Frosty, me as sekrutairy ov edookashian, how long do you wish to remain in office!!!
Dave.

lufbra
September 18th, 2001, 03:01 AM
Hey Frosty, just wanted to update you, I took an English course, now I'm doing okay........I fink!!! ;) ;) ;)

Dave.