"Adult" Shop - adultish

[squiffy2]

A guy goes in an "adult" shop and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up.";)

[black mirror]

:rotflmao:

[sarahzetta]

good one:rotflmao:

[chryssi2001]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Brian Edwards]

Reminds me of the gentleman who went into an adult shop to buy a second hand inflatable doll. He was assured that it was 100% and came with a gaurantee.

After two weeks he returned to the shop complaining that the doll was faulty as it had gone down on him twice.

The shop keeper replied if he had known it could do that he would have charged him double!