squiffy2
July 20th, 2006, 09:40 PM
A YOUNG Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar
in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where
he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a
smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex
finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but determined that this woman is not going to outlast him,
Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,
he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking,
clawing, and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his
back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?"
;)
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No,
Norwegian."
in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where
he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a
smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex
finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but determined that this woman is not going to outlast him,
Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,
he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking,
clawing, and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his
back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?"
;)
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No,
Norwegian."