Management Training

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Ted, the junior office manager and clay pigeon shooter, walks into a cafe with his shooter in one hand and a bucket of pigeon droppings in the other.

He says to the waiter, "Get me a coffee Sam."

Sam says, "Sure Ted, coming right up."

He gets Ted a tall mug of coffee, and Ted drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of pigeon manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the gun, then just walks out.

The next morning Ted returns. He has his gun in one hand and a bucket of pigeon droppings in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Get me a coffee Sam"

The waiter says, "Whoa, Ted! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

Ted smiles and proudly says,
"I am training for an upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot some crap, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for the rest of the day."

[black mirror]

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