Did you see that?

[squiffy2]

As Sadie and Irving are leaving the mall, they
see their neighbour's son Paul and his fiancée
Sharon just going in.

"Did you see that? " Sadie says.

"See what?" asks Irving, pretending not to know what
Sadie is referring to.

"Paul's fiancee, that's who," Sadie says, "She's
dressing all wrong. She's probably 37-23-35 and
with big breasts like hers, she shouldn't be wearing
such a skimpy see through top. And such a tight
leather skirt she's wearing - I don't know how
she can breathe properly. And it's so short, it
make her legs look too long. I know she's got a
beautiful face but I don't think blonde dyed hair
suits her. Believe me, Irving, that marriage won't
last more than 1 year."

With a deep sigh, Irving replies, "Please God I should
have such a year."

[squiffy2]

A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's
shore leave.

The first evening, the ship's Captain received the
following note from the wife of a wealthy plantation
owner:

"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's
Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well
mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal
dress uniforms to attend the dance. They should arrive
promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite
Southern conversation. They should be excellent
dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined
young ladies. One last point: No Jews, please."

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda's mother
heard a polite rap at the door which she opened to
find, in full dress uniform, four smiling, handsome,
black officers.

Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she
stammered, "There must be some mistake."

"No, Madam," said the first officer. "Captain Goldberg
never makes mistakes.;)

[black mirror]

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[chryssi2001]

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[Snurfen]

Two good uns Squiffs. :rotflmao:

[squiffy2]

Two good uns Squiffs. :rotflmao:

:happy: :happy: :happy: I have no idea how that happened:D

[sarahzetta]

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