squiffy2
July 25th, 2006, 03:58 PM
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down
from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest ***** in the Yukon!"
he said to the bartender.
"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on
the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the ***** and
two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open
the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest,
roughest and toughest ***** in the Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found
her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner.
"I don't," replied the *****, "but I thought you might like to open
those beers first."
from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest ***** in the Yukon!"
he said to the bartender.
"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on
the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the ***** and
two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open
the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest,
roughest and toughest ***** in the Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found
her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner.
"I don't," replied the *****, "but I thought you might like to open
those beers first."