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squiffy2
July 25th, 2006, 04:08 PM
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took
one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor
began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you
know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient
and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in
the first place."

chryssi2001
July 25th, 2006, 05:25 PM
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sarahzetta
July 25th, 2006, 06:15 PM
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black mirror
July 25th, 2006, 06:26 PM
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