dammit
July 26th, 2006, 08:49 PM
MARY HAD A LITTLE PIG,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little *******. :D
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To Fetch a roll of Cheese
Jack camedown with beaming smile
and his trousers round his Knees. :rolleyes:
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb @$$ :cool:
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball rolled up his trouser leg
and stumped his middle wicket
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he's funny that way'. :emp:
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. :evillaugh
Mary had a little Lamb,
it ran into a Pylon.
10,000 volts shot up it's arse
and turned it's fleece to Nylon. :D
LITTLE MISS MUFFET,
Sat on a tuffet,
Her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider,
who sat down beside her,
but Little Boy Blue on the horn! :eek:
MARY had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb got out,
the sheepdog tried to ............put it back in again. ;)
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little *******. :D
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To Fetch a roll of Cheese
Jack camedown with beaming smile
and his trousers round his Knees. :rolleyes:
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb @$$ :cool:
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball rolled up his trouser leg
and stumped his middle wicket
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he's funny that way'. :emp:
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. :evillaugh
Mary had a little Lamb,
it ran into a Pylon.
10,000 volts shot up it's arse
and turned it's fleece to Nylon. :D
LITTLE MISS MUFFET,
Sat on a tuffet,
Her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider,
who sat down beside her,
but Little Boy Blue on the horn! :eek:
MARY had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb got out,
the sheepdog tried to ............put it back in again. ;)