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Old August 14th, 2006, 03:45 PM
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"I had the strangest dream last night," a young Jewish man was telling his Jewish psychiatrist. "I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. And you can imagine, I found this very disturbing. In fact, I woke up immediately and couldn't get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come. Then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream?"

The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding: "A Coke? This is a breakfast by you?"
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Old August 14th, 2006, 04:19 PM
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now that one i dont get
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Old August 14th, 2006, 04:36 PM
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You are not Jewish AICM5P :O)
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Old August 14th, 2006, 04:44 PM
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well then i wouldnt get it Squiffy2 would i silly me
AICMSP.. what does that mean
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Old August 14th, 2006, 05:35 PM
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oi oi oi, cracker!
Now you make silly jokes about me already?
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Old August 14th, 2006, 06:21 PM
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oi oi oi, cracker!
Now you make silly jokes about me already?
why are you invisible Snurfen.. hiding something
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Old August 14th, 2006, 07:47 PM
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Old August 14th, 2006, 07:48 PM
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No, here I am.
here one min gone the next
what a strange day.....
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Old August 14th, 2006, 07:54 PM
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You are not Jewish AICM5P :O)
Explain yourself please......in English
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Old August 14th, 2006, 08:24 PM
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You are not Jewish AICM5P :O)
That is one acronym I don't get... "And I claim my 5 pounds"?
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Old August 14th, 2006, 08:29 PM
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And i claim my five pounds of flesh ????
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That is one acronym I don't get... "And I claim my 5 pounds"?
You lot are all too young *sigh* Yep, that's it
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Old August 15th, 2006, 10:21 AM
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"What has claimimg 5 pounds of flesh got to do with a can of coke" she asks
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Sorry, "arguments" is next door. This is "being hit on the head" lessons.
No no no, try holding your head like "this" and saying "waaaaaah".
"Waaaaah"
Thats better, thats better.
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